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eelsage.bsky.social
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hello, horrors department? I would like to opt-out of the horrors please. Yes, I would like them to stop. ..."Irrevocable Lifetime Subscription"? ...I see. Yes, I understand. Thanks very much for your help *spinning revolver cylinder* Have a great Monday :) !

Please help and stand by us, the family of Hassan and Wafa. My campaign only raised $230, and I desperately need money for my children and to feed them. We are living in harsh conditions due to the impact of the war in Gaza 💔🍉🇵🇸 chuffed.org/project/122339

killshots tonight queen? on government officials? tonight

bro wake up, 3 members of Mdou Moctar covered Abdallah Ag Oumbadougou at the church tonight (the nurse inserts the cartoon sized needle directly into my brainstem, paralyzing me immediately)

it's always been a struggle to balance a desire to put good things into the world with the fact that no person can be 100% great, but it's especially difficult when so many care so little about what they put into the world they'll let an iPhone generate slop & then share it with others in their name

oh totally man, work's going awesome. i show up & desperately maintain a sham that i'm not a barely-disguised monster of roiling darkness from a bunch of people far more normal than me

mom found the puppy paddle

i've been drawing on trash lately

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i'd like to announce the formation of a new political party, the Peel Party. our main stance is that we need to peel all these fascist fucks, like take their skin off, surgically.

can anyone help? chatgpt won't generate catgirl impaled by meathook

it would be so cool if people started pointing and firing guns at ice agents and also started attacking them with swords, knives, and other melee weapons

from Andrzej Żuławski's The Third Part of the Night (1971)

"Suicide Bomb a Student Loan Servicer"

microsoft has been making such bad operating systems for 20 years that you can have serious debates about which one is the worst

i need to become the communist tatsuya yoshida

i'm going to knife this trash

finding myself really wishing a devastating tragedy did not splinter apart 75% of my friend group in the last 6 months. haha

always shitting on myself for not doing more things of actual value (e.g. writing) when i have nothing to do while working from home but then i have a day like today where i have nothing to do while working from home and instead of artistic endeavors i end up debugging fucking music software

people who haven't had to job search for a long time don't understand how deeply it can ruin you. i was unemployed for a month and a half in 2018 after leaving one job and it did not at all prepare me for the hell i would go through looking for a new job and struggling to survive in 2022-2023

"Angel With A Hole In Zir Head"

i wrote this after a frigid mutual aid service night and now i think about it after every frigid service night where i meet dozens of people who have to live on the street in potentially deadly winter conditions, unable to even keep a fire going because a special task force will douse it

read about the school system spending $880K on an "AI-powered" support tool that has an average turnaround time of uhhhhhh 3 days & the transit company wanting to spend hundreds of millions on a new payment system because the one they just spent that much on sucks so hard. i'm moving to guangdong

i've probably cumulatively spent 1% of my "creative life" in fruitful collaboration with others. maybe someday i'll figure that out

doing something historically significant but when they find my manifesto it's just 400 pages of "shorty gave me post traumatic suck disorder" ad nauseam

testing a new acronym (AAAH (All Americans Are Hitler))

hey darlene you should be used as kindling for the next one. please die soon. thanks

"why does everyone have adhd now?"

coming to realize how insane my war of attrition with all corporations is (never putting my real phone number in when i sign up for things, etc). however it can't possibly be more insane than what the corpos do every day

i love infrastructure

The director of Kamal Adwan Hospital, one of Gaza’s last partially functioning hospitals, pleads for help before it’s ‘too late’ as Israeli forces have surrounded the medical facility. 🔗: aje.io/rmw08m

Who will join us in the 💸 [Five dollar campaign] 💸 🕊 Give me freedom Please 🕊 Repost if you can't join gofund.me/4afe7094

paying $700 a month to live in a slum is the coolest. the fact that it would be more worth your while to spend that $700 on firearms, ball bearings, and some other fun items constantly eating away the center of your consciousness. and also the knowledge that it's going to be like this forever <3

guchi luther, hottest rapper on the computer wearing three outfits in a day like the manhattan shooter

the thing that finished off my desire to use social media is how many people have become pathetic losers. i've seen "wahh we're all powerless and everything is bad" posts for over a decade and it's very clear nobody doing it is ever trying to break out of that mental prison or help others do so.