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Brandon • Aficionado of the weird & macabre • occasional artist • mostly Buddhist • half Japanese • Queer/Gay • Demi/Ace • he/him/they/them
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Yes, “Let’s Scare Jessica to Death” is a strange title for a movie that probably sets you up to think that film is going to be something other than what it is (people plotting to kill someone named “Jessica”) but I’ve chosen to interpret it differently

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Good news everyone! The wait is almost over! Flashes for Bluesky is now available for free pre-order on the App Store. 🔥 Pre-"order" now (it's free) & get it the moment it launches! apps.apple.com/de/app/flash...

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the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

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"For my days are consumed like smoke, and my bones are burned as an hearth…" – Psalm 102:3

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Movie you’ve watched more than six times, gifs only

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Goodnight m.youtube.com/watch?v=npFc...

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Happy Birthday, Edward Gorey. Not inspired by him at all, nope.

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Today is Quintidi the 5th of Ventôse in the year 233. Ventôse is the month of wind. Today we celebrate billygoats. #JacobinDay More information on billygoats

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The Stereo MCs Meet Frankenstein's Monster

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[Presented without comment]

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Somewhere out in the universe, there’s a planet full of weird critters & bizarre varmints just frolicking & cavorting & having a grand old time without a care in the (their) world

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Rutger Hauer was one of those actors who was handsome in an almost otherworldly way.

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“To create a tilberi, the woman has to steal a human rib from a churchyard, wrap it in wool & keep it between her breasts. When she takes communion, she must spit the sacred wine over the bundle. The 3rd spurt of holy wine will bring the tilberi to life.” Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft

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Goodnight m.youtube.com/watch?v=npFc...

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2...

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The devolution will be televised.

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I can’t stop thinking about that movie

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"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

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A Brief History of Kids Today Have Too Much Freedom 🧵

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“Are there any other of you that wish to confuse freedom with treason?” “I'd like to confuse bok choy with cabbage, sir!”

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Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

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Divine!

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The state of modern action movies makes me long for the subtle nuances and moral ambiguities of oh, say, the UNDERWORLD series

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Me when someone asks me what I’m up to

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You heard the movie.

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humans don't need to be humanized; they're human by definition. to imply otherwise means you think certain humans aren't human at all. what the fuck does that say about you?

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I must, however, leave a bad review for the liquid soap in the dispenser at the theater’s restroom, which it so floral and cloying that it’s gonna give me the horrors

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“It was, Haber thought in emotionless horror, a giant turtle. The Alien, though neckless & waistless, gave an impression of bowing & passed on, huge & greenish above the gray-faced crowd.” Ursula K. LeGuin, The Lathe Of Heaven

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Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

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Alas, it’s a “mute & refresh & repeat” sort of afternoon here

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I have plans to go to see THE MONKEY with a group of friends next Friday night (But I’m sneaking out to go see it this afternoon by myself as a treat)

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