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eeyespeeled - Mall Gag - visual arts - leftist scum
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Kicked out of the pope's funeral for saying "NOICE" too many times

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

fascism is here. rightwingers do not believe in laws. they must be punished for this

submitted 4 days ago • 60 comments

FUCK. THIS. All of this.

submitted 6 days ago • 1206 comments

Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.

submitted 7 days ago • 463 comments

we talk to palestine activist who goes to columbia university about how columbia is helping the trump administration crack down heavy on pro-palestine protesters

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

it’s genuinely so funny that america voted in trump and almost immediately were like “we are doomed”. perhaps the dumbest country out there right now

submitted 11 days ago • 108 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 395 comments

We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

submitted 14 days ago • 369 comments

JUST IN: President Trump is authorizing the military to occupy and take jurisdiction over public land along the southern border.

submitted 17 days ago • 276 comments

One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....

submitted 19 days ago • 261 comments

📚 SUMNER COUNTY… show up for your library TODAY… free speech rights are under attack, and the library director just resigned…

submitted 20 days ago • 12 comments

Jackson County TN Christian nationalist Pastor Andrew Isker is apparently afraid that TSA scanners will make him become attracted to men - so he chooses a personal pat-down instead.

submitted 21 days ago • 1181 comments

last year i quit my job as a reporter in congress with an essay saying they’d try to do a mass detransition if trump won — and the media wouldn’t cover it last week the WH declared all trans people child abusers & threatened prosecution against our medical providers nothing in: NYT, WaPo, Politico

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

Y’all know what to do

submitted 21 days ago • 405 comments

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

submitted 22 days ago • 1139 comments

New Mall Gag. youtube.com/watch?v=x-DD...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

SHELLFISH why did the lobster refuse to share the cottage cheese? because he was shellfish I’M SORRY

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

SHELLFISH What Susan, in the shellfish division, says when she answers the phone

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like just going by the numbers at least one member of bad religion probably believes in God now

submitted 23 days ago • 28 comments

We are very far over the cliff here, folks

submitted 24 days ago • 1204 comments

@hankgreen.bsky.social hank tough

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

all that money was woke, you see

submitted 25 days ago • 142 comments

sir my adult son can’t buy a nintendo switch 2 and he won’t stop getting into radical insurrectionist organizations

submitted 25 days ago • 26 comments

We call for the global boycott of the United States. Boycott the USA wherever you can, see a US product? Put it back. Need to vacation? Go anywhere else. Have a subscription? Unsubscribe. #BoycottUSA

submitted 25 days ago • 194 comments

SOUNDTRACK TO A URINE SAMPLE DELIVERY gotta be “Rollin’” by Limp Bizkit

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submitted 26 days ago • 226 comments

there are those in this world with only evil in their soul

submitted 27 days ago • 30 comments

New Mall Gag. youtube.com/watch?v=x-DD...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean

submitted 32 days ago • 313 comments

Beautiful today. Some rain Saturday. Sunday Severe Weather Details ● Severe thunderstorms are likely Sunday evening through Monday morning ● Current timing for severe: 8-11 PM Sunday ● Primary hazards: damaging winds, large hail, and tornadoes More in our blog later today.

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

😂🤣😂

submitted 32 days ago • 953 comments

🫤

submitted 33 days ago • 46 comments

Doing this in El Salvador with those prisoners as a backdrop is extremely twisted.

submitted 33 days ago • 2243 comments

CUMMERBUNDS UNLIMITED can you imagine how drunk the guy was who named cummerbunds?? TAILOR 1: let’s call it a “formal belt” TAILOR 2: *eating thread, trying to poke the other tailor with pins* “HOW BOUT CUMMERBUND, ASSHOLE?”

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Kickin off this leg of Alan Sparhawk Band tour tonight in BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA at the Bishop. Circuit des Yeux solo opens. Blood. Mercy. Family.

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

“Thank you for defunding Medicaid and social security… those grandmothers don’t need all that money…” @waltermasterson and others disrupt an @repmikelawler fundraiser

submitted 34 days ago • 713 comments