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Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

For every anti-trans thing presented by this administration I will hire one trans person

Anybody want a free ticket to Toro y Moi at First Ave tonight?

I do not need the Dems to tell us how bad things are. We already read the news. I need them tell us *what they plan to do about it*

What animal is the X?

Went to the vet, dude was spooked

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Thats why he’s the best

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

Dude at the liquor store was doing samples of mad dog 20/20?!?

it is time for us to destroy the idea that we can fix society by posting. for 95% of people this place is a hobby that they want to enjoy and no one should confuse Posting for making the world a better place

I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.

🎵”I ate so much tuna fish, I got mercury poisonin”🎵

I’ve been going to the U of M for work projects pretty often for the last 8 years. I’ve never seen so many students smoking cigarettes on campus, are the youths taking it back to the days of saying the r-word and pounding heaters?!?

Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.

Just upgraded my iOS, been holding out. The autocorrect got worse for some reason, or am I crazy?

Really think you run a set Rudy alley-oop play or two, gotta get him locked in

This a wild pic

Can't stop laughing at the camera cut to Jalen Rose after Spo called a timeout he didn't have

I want Scoot to be awesome

From winning a game w coaching Sunday to this, what a ride!

End of game set for the Pistons. Clear the left corner. Duren screens for Harris, Beasley with a backpick for Duren. No switch, lob is there from Cade.

Chappell Roan sounds like a place they have to defend in Lord of the Rings.

Late here, but I’m really digging this Penguin show. However I do miss the whole “mutant birdperson that eats raw fish and drools black ooze” angle from the movies

We up at Bulldog

Setting up a starter pack pyramid scheme ....

The banger starter packs just keep coming

We still call them tweets here, yea?

Finally back home after a long work trip. Mav is elated

Wolves win

Nasty

Petition to put NBA TV on Delta flights:

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“Can’t wait until XYZ terrible things happens to these red states” really sucks