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effervescentdream.bsky.social
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my body is a temple and it closes at 8 pm

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Sure is interesting how "bald men" and "bowel movement" can both be shortened to "BM"

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bro tell me why i just went in for an interview at walmart only to sit in there by myself for an hour and half because no one ever came in to talk to me lol

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woke up this morning thinking about bhutan and I have absolutely no idea why. shoutout to bhutan I guess

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what do you mean the irs rejected my tax return. im literally a cat

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if you never eaten pasta salad in bed with your bare hands at 3 am because you didn't want to wake up your parents by going to get a fork are you even living?

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I actually really hate neutral colored clothing if you try to make me wear khaki or beige I will throw up

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

i make journals and joined this group for beginner journal makers and i joined a swap and sent some newbies some supplies. one box had garden themed stuff and the other was for someone big into horror movies. horror girl just posted pics of her box full of garden themed goodies she got sent...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

today I was digging through onions at the grocery store and dropped one on the floor and it rolled several feet away and bonked into some little old lady's foot :(

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life pro tip for junk journalists and other mixed media artists: just grab stuff out of your towns recycling dumpsters when no one's around. save cash steal trash

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Today I ate Mexican food so good it sent me directly to burritopia

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I once ate a Dairy Queen ice cream cone with the wrapper still on it and didn't realize until I was about to throw it away and then it hit me that I ate it

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im not cursed, im not haunted and I've never been abducted by aliens. i make all my mistakes myself without the help of any cosmic being

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me when im doing some banger posts

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kids these days and their ai. back in my day it took EFFORT to lie on the internet

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let's do may gabagool's day instead

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why is it called a cargo ship and not a boatgo ship

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must be nice being a fungus if you think about it. just find a cozy spot to plant your mycelium and settle down. fortune favors the mold

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Putting my empty coffee cup on the roomba and hoping it comes back to me with a refill.

submitted 17 days ago • 23 comments

this is what happens when you let ashurbanipal share a writing credit

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

the spirit is willing but the flesh is sleepy and wants to go to bed

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i am releasing the schematics for my account

submitted 20 days ago • 37 comments

(to the tune of if you're happy and you know it) do not put it down, put it away 👏👏 do not put it down, put it away 👏👏 if you want your space organized then this is what I would advise: do not put your things down, just put them away 👏👏

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how i look while people are hatin

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you name it and I probably have it in my purse. chapstick, hairbrush, deodorant... wait, what's that in the pocket? dad? is that you? did you get the milk?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I release the things that no longer serve me. - me after farting

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tragic news out of america today: girl has to get out of bed even though she is so so comfy

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HUH???

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are you even an artist if your floor doesn't look like this

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The more trials and tribulations you go through, the higher your calling is

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some things just transcend language

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chronicles of narnia nautical exploration AU: the lion the witch and the santa maria

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