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coughing up a big bug and raising it as my son
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crazy how viggo mortensen chopped off the head of the maori dude that played lurtz and they kept it in the movie since it looked so cool

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plankton woulda made so much more money if he named that bitch the cum bucket

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goncharov so good reality had to unmake it

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chinese jason statham is my spirit animal

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magical guards be like: you may show us one porn, and if you make us cum, we shall open the door. one of us goons - the other edges; choose wisely

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pelvis resley

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how embarrassing would it be to meet someone who's favourite actor was david spade

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american servicemen definitely watched the yvan eht nioj simpsons episode too much

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i only watch kino

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baiting gay bugs bunny into approaching me by dangling a carrot above my ass

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if i lived in la i would simply kill the police officers

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french guy who was sexually assaulted and recounting his trauma be like: "oui, i was le raped"

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i bet clowns have like a 'reverse compensation' thing going on - the smaller the feet the bigger the dick, smaller clown car fitting even more clowns = overcompensating, etc.

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german 985

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inventing a new colour called scrun (it's what my toilet bowl looks like when i have an icky tum tum)

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rip thomas jefferson, you would have loved scuba

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posting pictures of my brother and i for his birthday and i photoshopped his head to be 30% bigger so he gets insecure about it

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coming out as transatlantic this pride month so i can speak in a funny voice

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just had a dream where northernlion looked at my bluesky account on stream and didn't laugh once and now im going to kill myself

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proudly announcing my founding of esports team 'homeless men' where i get 5 homeless guys to steal the computers of people who play dota

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my barber kissed me on the forehead and gave me a lollipop after he trimmed my beard

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the male loneliness epidemic wouldn't exist if we had sleepovers past the age of 18

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bluesky is weird af - why the fuck are there so many boomers posting circa 2012 Facebook slop

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italian grande would beat the shit out of wicked grande just look at this hood rat

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biggest lie ever told

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sea captain: yaharr, the wind be blowin' tonight! gay guy called wind:

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harriet tubgirl

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putting my cats food on a string so i can pull it out and use it again like a coin in a vending machine

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justin bieber wouldn't have lasted a day in the 90's boy conglomerate that was the pussy posse

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every time a government agency puts me on hold i send thousands of invasive insects to their head office

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so your name is barbie, your gender identity is a 'barbie' girl, and the world in which you live is named barbie? im starting to think you made all this shit up

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pride months is the time all the gays sit on their eggs to hatch more gays - corporations co-opt it to distract them away from their nests and to steal their eggs

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*guy with terrible memory trying to quote borat* quite good!

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zack snyder should be given a large amount of money so he never makes a movie again

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the sweet potato is escaping from my drain pipe - please send help

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what was malcolm in the middle of? bein friggin poor???

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looking for the big bitch to my fat fuck. if you look like kathy bates from the titanic apply below

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eleanor rigbys jar by the door:

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you ever just see a boy cat and know he's gay af?

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they should make Ellen go to joe rogans shitty comedy club so she'll know what it's like to be one of her interns

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i would use this as my monopoly piece and stab any bitches that try to skip out on paying their rent

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the shadow people are talking sweaty, listen and learn

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happy tide month everyone *drowns*

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party idea!!!! you all come and help clean my house

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how to clean foreskin

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if i was a famous musician i would hint release dates to my upcoming music in complex terrorist attacks against the united states government

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if ghosts existed i think the nazi's would have figured it out when they were researching the occult I'm ww2

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