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everything ive learned about alien stage has been due to every website algorithm forcing me to watch at least one (1) gif of that one twink getting shot

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america blasphemed the sanctity of toe sucking, the country shall not recover

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

hon I know you’re having a “”moment”” (werewolf transformation) rn but ive been taking an ass toning class and I really feel like it’s gone too far. the instructor says im overreacting but look at this fucking bullshit. I could do without the screaming and clawing at my floor thank you.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

in love with the journalism way of describing asteroids “a godzilla sized death rock expected to crash directly into texas” “asteroid slightly larger than a pt cruiser spotted in orbit” “distressed older sister like space rock makes contact with local pond”

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me: this place is so small but lovely. i could imagine a future here. the creditcheckmaxxing real estate agent planning to kick me down the stairs:

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it doesn’t help that i modded my sink to have a fire hose as the detachable water unleasher ( the pull-out fucket)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll be honest I’m not a fan of the new motion activated sinkdog. i walk by and she jolts awake and sprays everywhere. when i need her most she ignores me and withholds. i fear this kitchen

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

you cant just ask the sinkdog “which temp on the handle is the gay one” cmon

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the union is more than a little upset the new company headphones are the shitty kind with no cat ears. this is grounds for a walk out

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Mr mafia don sorry i mean preferred name godfather i know this is your city and no one tells you how to run it i just think you’d look better in a long skirt

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Valentine’s Day was actually shot and killed this year due to last year’s insufficient amount of drawings featuring anime women in bikinis holding chocolate boxes. we’ll bring it back officially when the bikini chocolate numbers go up. until then You have celebrated a dead holiday

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

latest bug check result: not a bug. that’s a Cloverfield. new York is doomed

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

roomba maid stuck on top floor not allowed to join the other maids as they relax downstairs, for the stairs elude her pancake shaped soul

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

the recognized term is nonbuneary actually, the people running Big Dicktionary I’ll be honest cannot fucking spell if their lives depended on it

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

OOOOOOOURGGGHHH GUUUUOOOOUGHHHHHHH

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

we’ve advanced past the need for functioning software now we just unleash some Trojan locked away on a hitclip to run this shit and that’s mandatory installation btw you Have to accept the licensing agreement of this beast we sealed away with the dragon balls

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

remember this friday is fox tail Friday if you don’t have your own fox one or more will be provided for you

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

it’s crab pat wednesday

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i have a routine worked out where i go to bed at 8pm and set my alarm for 8am and my body wakes me up at 4am and i scroll for the next 4 hours. this is how the age 60+ crowd is doing it too i assume

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

#eggbug

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

during lockdown i knew a whole EMT group who would host streams rolling pokemon shiny dens on their days off and now i look at their dead accounts and think Where are they now

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

antithesis to the cozy gaming stream where you sit at the back of dark room chewing ice while playing pokemon shield interrupted by occasional smoke alarm dying sfx (average 2 week lockdown)

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

this might be the plot to i saw the tv glow, i didn’t watch it but i pretend i did

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

putting this blurry prophetic image in random places to influence a select few passersby who feel her power but do not know her yet

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

family guy changed to found family guy changed to solitary guy changed to community guy changed to relationship guy changed to marriage is not the way guy changed to marx engels reader guy changed to

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

no “but I can’t draw” attitude either. 2 stick figures holding hands with a giant arrow pointing saying WOMEN is fine

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

your mission: go to any club or rest stop bathroom and draw, stencil, idgaf how you do it, yuri on the wall the masses will not know the good word unless you share it

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

it doesn’t actually look that bad in the promo material, i just can’t stop reading the p as a backwards a

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

sad: company forced to p less

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

pixiv is this logo new or have you been ugly a while now

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

madoka alt universe 10 million where homura stops chasing madoka and looks right in front of her for true love (kyoko the sakura)

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Eggbug, but big. Eggbig. Making a little amigurumi eggbug got me back to crochet, and since then I've been wanting make a proper eggbug (correct color and huggable size). Really proud of the embroidery on this one. #crochet #eggbug #cohost

submitted 32 days ago • 8 comments

war thunder forum index: no classified military document leaks this month = 6 more weeks of winter

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

touhou yuyuko should be allowed to eat whatever she wants, i feel like we take a step back societal wise when we tell her she can’t eat that fairy thing

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

it’s crab pat thursday

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

spongebob me boy the dick inspector’s here

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

you gotta make out sensual style with Momo, the Challenge if you wanna survive this year

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

cdc just announced the only true cure for bird flu is to “uuuuh fuck just kiss some harpy lady or something shrug emoji”

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

“im not sure if that hunk would want to wear the pink striped thigh highs” you didn’t even ask. you didn’t even raise the question. how could you know.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

regular alcohol post reaction: no. not special. i will not fall for the marketing tricks of Big Alcohol zun alcohol post reaction: wonderful bucket list tier bottle if I don’t get what he’s having in the next hour im crashing a plane into the p-

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

nope that’s not an app bug but we meant for it to do that. it’s supposed to crash and wheeze and cry and cough up a lung every day practically on demand that’s normal in our modern age. you don’t appreciate superior app development

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

this is how we can save the mall landscape

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

shop that only sells shirts with weed smoking pokemon on them And they’re all the green thigh-high cat

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

she’s got me MODO O ERABU-don and ENSOU GEMU on it as she throws the drum stick at me and forces me to play as Standing Don

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

6471 bugs captured across 2. something years pretty good metrics

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

attempt to improve seattle by fusing it with New Jersey (all of it) has Failed but new season of Jersey shore has been greenlit

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

“this is my indie film about the time i—“ and it’s shit because it doesn’t include a girl version of the bondage bird from phantom of the paradise. put the fries in the bag

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments