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I'm a random dude on the Internet who pretends to be entertaining. Twitch: https://twitch.tv/eggrollhub YouTube: https://youtube.com/@Eggrollhub
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I get hard for Stardew Valley. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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I’ve been selling copies of the Bible from my attic. Prophets are going through the roof.

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My neighbor doesn't buy anything from Home Depot. He just goes window shopping there.

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It's time to Stardew Valley and chill. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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I would tell retirement jokes. However, they never work.

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I'm trying to become a master of all trades. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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My doctor said, "You only have six months to live." I couldn't afford to pay him, so he gave me another six months.

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I'm doing the thing. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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Towels can't tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

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A deck of cards glued together is never easy to deal with.

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A couple of antennas got married at a wedding. The reception was great.

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There's a reason why six is afraid of seven. Seven ate nine.

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My plan is starting to come together. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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My neighbor's dog is so smart. I asked, "What is one minus one?" He said nothing.

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Patrick is always behind the times because he lives under a rock.

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English jokes make me numb. Math jokes make me number.

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I knew a woman who always stood on one leg. Her name was Eileen.

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My friend stopped talking to me after his dictionary got stolen. He was at a loss for words.

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I'm spending money to make money. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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I'm ready to make a business decision or two. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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I'm ready to make progress. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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I haven't used my vacuum cleaner in a while. It has been collecting dust.

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I met a woman who owned a taser. She was stunning.

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You know what I'm about to do. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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Stardew Valley is full of distractions. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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I never expect food to call me. Then, onion rings.

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My crystalarium shed is filling up. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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I wrote a book about reverse psychology. Hopefully nobody buys it.

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My friend got confused after tripping over his sister's bra. He thought it was a booby trap.

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I would tell construction jokes. However, they're still a work in progress.

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I know a German sound engineer and a Czech one too.

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The man got fired from a mattress company. He was sleeping on the job.

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My love toward Stardew Valley knows no bounds. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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I'm trying to become a better farmer. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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Did you hear about Bambi’s roller coaster ride? He was hanging on for dear life.

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I met someone who enjoyed planting mushrooms. He was a pretty fun guy.

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I'm making moves. All of the action is being streamed on Twitch right now. twitch.tv/eggrollhub

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