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Who was the first person to have over 1 billion people wishing for their deaths? Hitler, or Trump? I reckon it's pretty close. There were around 2-2.5bn people in the early 1940's, how many of those were either sympathetic, or completely oblivious of Hitler? Trump easily has over a billion now

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Fuck I just lost the game

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When I keep saying 'Fuck Americans' I didn't realise I was preventing myself from going on holiday in the future

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Missing twitter for the occasional Arabic shitposts that came up

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I'm once again asking for BlueSky to automatically translate posts so I can see what other countries are shitposting about

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Journalists sharing AI slop has to be one of my favourite genders

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I'll cut off your toes and let the residue set, call that toefu

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There are a lot of hot takes out here at the moment and the coldest ones start like 'Actually, Trump intends to do this...' No he doesn't. He hasn't thought about any of this, he's just a stroke patient winging it

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Fuck Americans

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What are the odds on China dropping the - 'If you let us invade Taiwan we'll remove all tariffs'

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$9.5trn global equity loss is absolutely a reasonable excuse for an assassination

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r/stocks has a post with a suicide hotline number so is it time to buy?

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What does every country have a secret service for if nobody is going to try it?

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Your mums so fat that...

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Luigi Mangione would be a beautiful name for a pope

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I assume some of my bullshit has been used to train LLM's so now I can add 'Assisted in developing US economic policy' to my CV

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It sure is a difficult time to have more than 4 braincells

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I almost feel sorry for the deeply serious accounting people who spent years in university to work in an important government office only to have to deal with this shit

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BREAKING - Trump announces further 35% tariffs on pies served at football games north of Sheffield

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