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Fuck me the Pitt is an amazing show.

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For fucks sake NO, vaccines do not “induce a metabolic load that impact cognitive development by taking resources that could be used for brain development.” FUCKING GET A CLUE.

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Oh my god was I also as insufferable as this 18 year old “LVMH is owned by…. That’s a really good brand… blah blah blah” son of my wife’s best friend? I swear I was never that insufferable… If it weren’t my wife’s birthday, I’d throttle the kid.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

.... we warned. We rung all the alarm bells, cranked all the sirens and we so often were told by those who should take action we exaggerated. That it was just meaningless jokes no one takes seriously. From 2019....:

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I am not telling you precisely when I turned 30. Because I don’t give out that kind of information on the internet.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Another great day of having an electric pickup truck that isn’t a cyber truck.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I gave the rottweiler who killed all of my friends' babies a big, juicy steak and I'm here to tell you that you're all being a little melodramatic about Murderer the Rottweiler.

submitted 10 hours ago • 280 comments

It’s always veep

submitted 7 hours ago • 178 comments

a lion does not concern himself with oil changes

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Well, my feeling is: THEN START RUNNING FOR OFFICE AGAINST THE FUCKWITS WE HAVE RUNNING. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

It turns out investing in the poor makes everyone richer - in so many ways.

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New Mexico made child care free for most families. Believe it or not, the good thing is good. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 13 hours ago • 34 comments

This meme is timeless. đź’•

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

Zero. Zero days before he exempted phones, chips, computers and other tech.

submitted 8 hours ago • 212 comments

you'll never be rid of him

submitted 11 hours ago • 71 comments

Measles cases are now over 700. Bravo, MAGA. 🤦‍♀️

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This reply earns cooper a follow.

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I was a young republican 25+ years ago. Our standards of “hotness” were never high, but they were never this low. We were always jealous of all the hot liberal women. Now that I’ve been a democrat for 25 years…it’s not a worry for me anymore…

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Everything about being a young conservative is heavily subsidized by dark money. These women are, generously, fives in New York City, and almost certainly less than that once you learn anything about them.

submitted 9 hours ago • 16 comments

“Collective resistance is a collective-action problem. If people don’t join together in resisting, he wins, he dominates. This is what his base loves to see.” And this is what We, the Resistance must avoid. Only in solidarity can we ever hope to overcome. www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

submitted 10 hours ago • 42 comments

CPC / Poilievre is losing by buckets among women. Does this new digital ad help move women back to the CPC? #elxn45 www.instagram.com/reel/DIU7he0...

submitted 11 hours ago • 68 comments

This

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This

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I miss him.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Why is a threesome not called an “I love you two?”

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

Again, the DOGE stuff is so stupid it's making me insane. Musk brought in a group of mostly intern-level tech hacks, gave them authority over all actual govt personnel, and they immediately start fking up in the most intern-ass script kiddie ways you can think of. This is why his rockets explode.

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