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Future former idiot Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker Musician, photographer, post production sound guy Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
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Ok here’s what they do - they make a separate “TV NYC” and make cuomo the mayor of that, and he can give speeches and do tv hits and fix the imaginary problems out-of-towners see on the tv, and then the actual physical people who live here can vote for a decent mayor for once

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Me at the Café Tatooine, looking at the menu: are there any pastas you’d recommend? My Jawa waiter: ROTINI!!

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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

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uhhh www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/30/w...

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I hit my limit so I wrote a call to arms. It's called We Are The Internet. I hope you will read it and share it. Thanks. www.leahreich.com/we-are-the-i...

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It’s a fool’s game to try to somehow single out the definitive nytpitchbot post because there are an unending stream of brilliant contenders. But this one really is perfect

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The Dunning-Krueger Effect is when people who have actually already fallen asleep overestimate their ability to stay awake

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🚀Blicero-coded

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Please, please, whatever you do, don’t scroll past without watching this video with the sound on; to say anything more about it would spoil the surprise. I wasn’t able to watch it fewer than four times in a row before pausing to repost it and now I’m gonna watch it again

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What a fucking dipshit. How is it everyone on planet earth knows that anyone nominated by the administration is gonna be a loyalist with no experience except the assholes we pay to vote for us on the floor of Congress

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I am gonna make the bad take that it was in fact *not* this stupid. The things that politicians and media figures were saying were I would say worse and more bloodthirsty and racist, but there was no equivalent to US Senators attempting to look cool to posters, unsurpassably pathetic stupidity

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Incredible to fit both “trans kids aren’t Americans” and “trans health care isn’t healthcare” in the same statement

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my friends on Instagram know that i have recently become obsessed with Bibendum, the early incarnation of the Michelin man who was a big, fat, kind, cigar chomping, hard partying dynamo

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Ok so I’m old enough to remember 2003 and the run up to the war, and I felt like I was losing my mind then watching Colin Powell and all of that, but at least there was a (rushed, lying, evil) process; how are we apparently moments away from war with Iran via presidential pique???

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Live video of a CEO putting A.I. technology to good use at his high-pressure job

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I still can't get past the idea that people in America are now supposed to accept that this is a valid form of law enforcement and just assume it's fine when random dudes in groups with face-coverings, no ID, no warrant, & no uniform grab people off the street and force them into unmarked vehicles

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Ok this is either the right time to ask or the wrong time to ask: It’s pronounced “controller” not “comp-troller”, right? And if that’s the case, why isn’t it just spelled “controller”?

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I feel fairly certain that one of the untold stories of Trump is his pharmacological regimen

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Bezos I’d expect this from, but really disappointed in Tony Kushner

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Watching in rapt horror as I’m unable to stop my thumbs from moving on their own as they type “cat-poeira”

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I need Eric Swalwell or some other politician with huge ambition and a willingness to take risks to start doing interviews where they say “the Minnesota assassin is a direct result of Trump's rhetoric and the blood is on his hands”, just take it right to him

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“latest shooting of gazans seeking food”

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call for a vote to censure or call for a vote to expel. protract the story and explain why it matters.

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