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ehwells.bsky.social
Ecologist, mom, wife, possessed of a greyhound, accidental gardener, puns are my jam.
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I've been saying, you can't play chess if the other side is setting the board on fire. You are no longer playing chess. You're now losing at a new game, arson.

Definitely not me who lost my Kindle for six hours today because I put it in the freezer this morning while getting a stick of butter out to make cake. Nope.

It’s a good day for looking very closely at mosses

Lazy Sunday morning dog appears to have been assembled incorrectly.

Use this form to tell us how the new US administration is affecting your research, or suggest future coverage https://go.nature.com/3EYNA8C

Soon may the Murderbot come It's saving humans (they're really dumb) One day when the killing is done We'll sit and watch T.V.

OMB director Russ Vought has officially begun carrying out his section of Project 2025. Technical thread to follow, but it’s really important - this is a major path through which the Trump administration will illegally impound funding, refusing to carry out some of our spending laws.

Since the invasive golden mussel (Limnoperna fortunei) appeared in California's Central Valley Delta in Oct 2024, we've been finding more and more in new situations. This past Tuesday near Stockton, it was on an old steak bone and inside the shell of another invader, the clam Corbicula fluminea.

Let’s get out there

The Washington Post refused to run this ad. Sure would be a shame if it went viral.

snow-day cownose rays with a delft/folksy vibe! which colorway do you like better 🤔 #sciart #illustration #art #fishsketch #fishart #cownoseray #valentine

Lite Brite Gar with the kids on a snowy Saturday 🐟🚥

@sarahmackattack.bsky.social , our kiddo gave out your Valentine's cards today, AND got one back from a classmate! You've definitely reached the market here!

gofund.me/4824d711 Please help me do whatever I can to save my girls, and to make sure the rest of my kitties survive. Share this link, and kiss your pets on the head and tell them how much you love them because you never know how quickly they might leave.

Our fruit trees are starting to bloom! The pink one is a Sauzee Swirl donut peach, and the white one is a Dapple Dandy pluot.

This is SO SO BAD. Are you the parent of a kid with an IEP or a 504 Plan? You better be on the phone to your rep and Senators RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have developed a nasal COVID-19 vaccine that BLOCKS transmission of the virus. This suggests vaccines delivered directly to the nose or mouth could play a CRITICAL role in containing the spread of respiratory infections. Phase I clinical trials HAVE BEEN APPROVED! 🧪🧵⬇️

Jane Eyre Jane Watir Jane Erthe Jane Fyre Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye... Until the Fyre Janes attackid.

QRP with someone watery.

@ethankocak.com, kiddo #2 just found Moistly Harmless on the shelf and dove in headfirst. I'm having it read aloud to me right now, which is a good way to start the day.

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

my ducks aren’t in a row but my geese are in attack formation

We think these bat bricks for new builds are a great example of how innovation and creativity can help wildlife!

WOW. NSF's page about climate and their decades long tracking of global temperatures is gone. I had hyperlinked to it for a piece I'm writing for @theconversation.com and now... POOF. VANISHED... replaced with a generic page about NSF topics, none of which is CLIMATE. new.nsf.gov/focus-areas/...

Please, science Bluesky. I am begging. I need to know the most ridiculous looking species. Please tell me what the weirdest little weirdos on the planet are. Give me your weirdest animal facts. My feeble grip on sanity is dependent on you.

submitted for your approval: the potoo bird it escalates quickly

If you're mad and find yourself yelling that you want someone launched into the Sun, take a moment, calm yourself, and remember that it takes a lot less Delta v to launch them out of the Solar System instead. You can be mad, but that's no excuse to be inefficient with propellant.

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

*lifts hood* Ohhhh, that’s your problem right there. You needed a normal deregulation Republican regime, but somebody installed the unhinged toddler Caligula regime instead. Ooh, yeah, that’s a problem. *sucks teeth* Fix it? No, no, you’re gonna need a complete rebuild and it’s gonna be expensive.

For six magical summers I spent every single day studying threatened grassland #birds at Konza Prairie, a precious sliver of the 4% of the continent’s remaining tallgrass prairie. It’s an NSF LTER site supporting hundreds of research projects trying to save prairies since 1981. Now unfunded.

Remember how Trump said he "sent the military in and opened up the water flow" in CA? It appears he forced the Army Corps to just drain reservoirs into recently flooded farmland without telling local farmers or leaders. “In 25 years, I’ve never seen anything like this.” sjvwater.org/decision-to-...

Are you talking to colleagues impacted by executive branch targeting? Here’s a thread 🧵 w/ simple tips about how to show support—what to say that is likely to help, rather than make things worse. (The tips are simple, but I try to explain the rationale behind them. So please follow to the end.) 1/

It's the last day of (a very long) January. Our early peach is blooming, and we just got our first daffodil.

The current bundle of holding is a load of insurrectionary themed RPGs, with the charity slice going to The Center for Constitutional Rights. If you've been eyeing Eat the Reich, it's in here, amongst some other excellent stuff. bundleofholding.com/presents/Res...

Like jumping spiders? Me too! Which is why I made this hat. Spider beanies are back in stock! We added a few new colors this round, including magenta, moss, and heather oatmeal (yum!). chasingbugsmerch.etsy.com