Profile avatar
eightylions.bsky.social
Good times, great oldies
1,686 posts 114 followers 125 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

This picture of my sister's cats looks like they posed in a Sears portrait studio in 1981

The "Fuck Susan Collins" vibes are r i p e around here today

when they start making 2010s period pieces they need to include all those alcoholic sodas in every restaurant/bar scene

I just woke up from a dream that we bought an A-frame cabin in the woods that used to be run as an antique store and as we were moving in they were giving us all their antique furniture that didn't sell...everything was knotty pine and I want that to be my real life very much

I saved a screenshot of this cat and I look at it multiple times a day. It brings me so much joy

Is there any worse body part to have an itch than the palm of your hand? And why do we always go right to scratching it with our teeth?

I miss the days when alcohol was so lethal people like Hesgeth would've poisoned themselves by age 40

Do you think if I wrote to the Mars Candy corporation they would send me a bag of fun size bars all unwrapped so I can be the person I know I am

Okay going to stop complaining about my job because ijust ran into a civilian employee of the department of defense 🫠🫠

I SUPREMELY need everybody to just STOP TALLING TO ME

thinking about the patron who, after i'd put together a list of authors for her to try, asked me, 'yes, but are these any GOOD? because i only read books that are GOOD.' ...

We are currently letting A MAN ruin everything at this institution 🫠🫠🫠

Going out to the Putnam Lovers' Lane to neck in the backseat of a car with a pizza license plate

the author of the immigration-history book 97 ORCHARD puts forth that corned beef was actually known to Irish folks before the emigrated and the 'they got it at the Jewish deli next door' is more of a really-so story.

I need people to stop believing that things are being 'censored' from the news if they, personally, are not hearing about it passively

My favorite holiday food is the potatoes in a boiled corned beef dinner

the FCC disabled the web page you can use to look up which broadcast stations are accessible via antenna at your home address. I've used it for years and years in my Cutting The Cord adult ed class. Let the people save some $ on cable damn!

Europe has the correct idea on ice in beverages. I want to be able to QUENCH my thirst and drink as quickly as possible, and also I have sensitive teeth

how i got your mom's address

everything outside right now has the textural and aesthetic appeal of trying to breathe with a pilled gray sweatshirt stuck over your head

there's an eshakti queen with my size on poshmark getting rid of her collection of 9759027520820 dresses for $12 each, time to get my summer wardrobe #sorted

saw a car with a MUDBLD vanity plate, and we as a society need to bring back shame

Winter's almost over but I'd like to bring the news of my hometown's newest snowplows, SLEETWOOD MAC and SCOOP DOGG

every time he takes out the trash, my husband sticks his face as deep into the empty can as he can, inhales, then gags at the scent before cleaning it. maybe this will be one of those quirks i end up begging to see just one more time after he dies, but i doubt it

when i get my college alumni magazine i always flip to the in memoriam page to see who was the youngest person who died

I'm always thinking about Supreme Court Justins

I just feel so WIDE these days

I thought I heard what sounded like several car horns honking endlessly, and I truly thought The Thing We Want to Happen had happened. Alas,

can't remember if i actually woke up after dozing off and looked at the moon, or if i just dreamt i did so

Mmmmmmaybe it's time to add schumer To That List

I know a lot of current fashion meets this aesthetic but i wish there were a nonreligious site that exclusively sellf knee-length-or-longer skirts and 3/4-length-or-longer shirts, because i really do jibe with modest fashion but not enough to give money to someplace called Apostolic Maidens dot com

it was absolutely when the cubs won the world series

Had to kindly turn down a donation of a 🍕pizza oven🍕 today

GOD, I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR THE PHILIPPINES THIS MORNING AN DI WANT THAT FOR ME

Somersworth ✅️

Watching the stonks is like microdosing his actual death

realistically, banning SSRIs is about as likely is conservatives' ideas of dems banning guns the second they coem into power, but while picking up my meds at cvs this morning i *did* have to wonder if this would be for the last time lol

Thinking of the acquaintance who saved every needle she used to treat her gestational diabetes, then arranged them in a heart around her newborn to post a pic on socials captioned 'my sugar baby'

John Lennon never did finer work than the vocals he laid down for Twist & Shout