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update: he does not deny the Funko room allegations and I’m supposed to be the soyjak in this exchange?

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I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life

submitted 1 day ago • 356 comments

my dad telling me last night he "only approves of about half of what Trump is doing" felt like the final nail in the coffin of ever hoping he'd wake up to what's happening

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Democratic members of Congress should probably be made to understand that unless they throw everything they have at this, they are next.

submitted 2 hours ago • 29 comments

fuck, moving anxiety is starting to eat at me chat how do I move an ornery parrot, 4 years’ worth of fragile painted miniatures, a desktop PC, and approximately $15,000 worth of guns halfway across the country in a single station wagon

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

oh thank god the Illuminate MO is over, I can go back to slotting bots for a while

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Literally me.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

thank you for proving my point, Adolfo

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

"A Raven's Garland" Watcher, singer, song of oak forest Clever eye, it sees what grows Within young acorn, what elder chorus Comes from beak that digs and sows Ink, ink washes and white acrylic on toned paper, 9X12 inches

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

Just heard someone say “he sounds like he spends a lot of time on Facebook” and hooo boy everyone’s immediate understanding of what that means should be a brand crisis for Meta

submitted 1 day ago • 131 comments

Our cover this week.

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Kinda insane and shows how afraid the networks are of upsetting this administration that a guy who killed 7 people and wounded 48 with “47” literally tattooed on his face has all but been forgotten like there’s still not a very serious threat emanating from every pore of this pathetic cult

submitted 1 day ago • 223 comments

I got a Switch 2!! YEAH GOTTA SWITCH TO A DIFFERENT HOBBY

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If we make it out of this we have to agree that we are all going to stop pretending that MBAs have any special skills whatsoever

submitted 1 day ago • 99 comments

This miserable president has a pliable Congress and could make changes to the law but is instead just writing bullshit like “The Civil Rights Act no longer exists” on White House stationery and calling it policy

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an ace lesbian is a lesbian who's shot down at least five other lesbians in aerial combat

submitted 2 days ago • 53 comments

Also, after the Nazis couldn't pay other countries to take the people they deemed illegal, undesirable, enemy aliens, blah blah blah (Jews, commies, queers, etc.) They then used them for imprisoned labor. The final solution, we all know.

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just tape the trigger down, they'll go away eventually

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GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR GUN-TOTING, ESTROGEN PUMPING, COLD-BLOODED MURDERING SIDE.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

gender affirming care

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“why do republicans want to date liberals so bad” control. it’s about control. like literally every other thing they try to do. it’s about clipping a birds wings and putting it in a cage to demonstrate they can bring any and all symbols of freedom to heel.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

3am thought: “don’t worry about it, kitten” has entered my phrase vocabulary just like “many such cases” and all my friends are saying it too

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played bakamitai at ueno station :)

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

dude this company kicks ass already

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okay, XCOM 2 soundtrack makes fighting squids much more tolerable the GWOT slop rock stuff I was using before wasn't quite doing it for the mood

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[ DIRECT HIT ] CC OFFLINE // HULL INTEGRITY CRITICAL EJECTEJECTEJECTEJECT Just you and me now. #LancerRPG

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

as I was saying, there's literally no benefit to even pretending these opinions are worth catering to, because they'll dance on your kids' grave regardless just to claim they owned the libs

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y'know I would really like to know what it is that makes bringing up Mori Calliope as someone you watch considered just cause for everyone around you to tell you how awful she is and how bad she is at everything she does literally nobody else elicits this kind of reaction

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

booby

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Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death

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When I left the Washington Post in 2023, my colleagues and I were worried AI would hoover up our work and enable "zombies" to churn out stories based on our reporting and writing styles. Today WaPo announced a partnership with OpenAI. And here it is: Zombie Gillian Brockell. I DID NOT WRITE THIS.

submitted 3 days ago • 257 comments