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Suburban #NAFO family guy. Think of Bluey's dad. Fallschirmjäger & High Altitude Mountaineer. Sometimes I do 🇦🇺 - 🇩🇪 explainers. #MilSky
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Trumpism isn't like Vegemite because it implies a smudge of Trumpism wouldn't be that bad. Trumpism always tastes like 💩

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AfD party officially classified 'extremist' by German intelligence agency Labor wins Australian election Peter Dutton loses his seat 👉 Good start into the weekend 🎉 #auspol

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Got that part of the weekend ticket off ✅ Let's hope the Conservative doesn't win McEwen because without a government he'll be a 100% lame duck 🦆 (The sausage part - I'm not allowed to vote 💁🏻‍♂️) #auspol #ausvotes2025 #democracysausage

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some things are just right #auspol #Australia #Politics #elections

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I'm hearing that Las Vegas hotels are laying off employees in the face of Canadians boycotting US travel over tariffs and Europeans boycotting travel to the US over fear of abductions. Nevada voted for Trump. You're welcome!

submitted 5 days ago • 275 comments

Wenn der Mölling Bilder von seinen kulinarischen Exzessen postet, werde ich immer wieder daran erinnert dass die Qualität und Auswahl von australischen Lebensmitteln nicht mit Europa mithalten kann. Hat eben auch Nachteile auszuwandern 💁‍♂️

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Who hacked into @carlomasala1.bsky.social's phone?!?!

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

For the non-Australians: Calling someone a sick cunt isn't an insult, quite the opposite. Hence the thumbs up 👍 #auspol #ausvotes2025

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING THREAD: 1. Cost of living’s at forefront of #auspol election, so 4 Corners did deep dive into the PM & Opposition Leader’s finances. Analysing complicated document maze, we found Peter Dutton failed to declare to parliament he was beneficiary of family trust. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04...

submitted 10 days ago • 61 comments

After killing the Pope and starting a war between India and Pakistan, JD Vance reportedly also considers stopovers in Seoul and Taipei, before concluding his family travels at the famously not yet erupted Yellowstone caldera complex.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Gibt's die?

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

That logo looks suspiciously familiar. Bavaria One anyone?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

What's the difference between Peter Dutton and a fresh plate of gnocchi? Not much. Both are cooked 🥁 #auspol #election25 #leadersdebate

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This one is for the LOTR nerds.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

The irony that Dutton's shadow minister for government efficiency, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, who is being investigated for 14 misuse of expenses is responsible for eliminating misuse & waste in the public service. #auspol #LNPNeverAgain #LNPCultistsGriftersLiars #abc730

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

This happens when a Master-builder was at work.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

For some Australian immigration stuff they're asking for "Evidence of Spouse's or de facto partner's death". I'm contemplating to just upload this image.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

In 1978, the restaurant was the venue of a siege when Amos Atkinson, armed with two shotguns, held 30 people hostage and demanded the release of Melbourne underworld figure Mark "Chopper" Read, his criminal associate. 1/

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment