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Project manager, writer, gamer, GM, tech head, and water aficionado. LemonToast.com
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Coca Cola continues to be the superior beverage in the Cola Wars. Suck it, Bepsi!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Only 22.6% of the population voted for Trump. Remember that the next time someone tells you they have a mandate or whatever he's doing is what the people want. No, barely 1/5 of the population wanted the mango Mussolini.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Georgia, you're embarassing us. WTF is up with your rep "Buddy?" Get Greenland and name it "Red, White, and Blueland?" This is cartoonish villain shit. This is off-charts levels of dumbfuckery. What's his next bill? Carve Trump's name into an iceberg?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Started the Monster Hunter Wilds beta and it's kinda like riding a bike. Haven't played MH in a while, and the controls seem many, but then you just start getting back into the flow with the new mechanices. Pretty fun so far.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Hope springs eternal. Careless hope springs traps.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Con us once, shame on you. Con us twice, shame on U.S.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I want people to randomly punch Elon Musk. Out of nowhere. I want Elon to be afraid to be seen in public because someone may punch him. Why? Because you never stop punching Nazis.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

In case any Trump voters were curious, no, none of his Day 1 Executive Orders had anything to do with grocery prices.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Well, Trump didn't have his hand on the bible during the swearing in for the Oath of Office, which makes me think he's not legit yet. Also, Musk just proved he's a nazi by saluting during the inguration, so here we are.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

QS with just your eyes

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

The vicious circle of the internet: I now have an ad blocker to block ads about an ad blocker.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Solkwanukahdanmas, everyone! If you have to ask, I'll happily answer you! 😀

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

This feels like a callback to my relationships from 2000-2006 www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Q0...

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a license plate last night that was BBQ-M79 and my silly gamer brain went "oh, they unlocked the napalm grenade launcher."

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I was upset at all these tech giants and various other people just throwing money at Trump, at his inaguration and everything else. Then I realized, no, you have to if you want to get anything done. He's the easiest politican to buy off ever. A compliment can go a long way, money even longer.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I feel we've a bit of a Catch-22: if insurance companies start changing their responses and policies because of this act of violence, we'll have proven that violence works. If they don't, they'll upset people even more, and violent will happen again. So the only clear answer is universal healthcare.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I have so many characters from games I've ran out stories I've wrote that I'd love to see in Gaallo's amazing style.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I just purged my entire Twitter account. That's, like, 13 years of stuff. Of course, no one really followed me so it's no great loss, but it is kinda wild what sort of things I had in there.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

In case you're feeling frustrated by, well, everything, give this a listen and know you're not alone. youtu.be/cE4lpSFNFUE

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Most of America, I mean this with all sincerity and rationality: go fuck yourself.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Strongest indicator that we may be living in a simulation is that Trump is still running and still nearly even with Harris. In what reality does this clownish, failing up, silver spooned, rambling, racist, misogynist, egomaniac even warrant our attention much less this much clout on a world stage?

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

There was talk about a #Helldivers TV show. My one suggestion for this is the only consistent cast being the crew of the super destroyer. The helldivers themselves would be different every episode. Explanation not needed.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Musk is being a little bitch again. I have an account that I've done next to nothing with. Made one post, that's it. What does Twitter keep suggesting / pushing to that account? Fair and balanced content the likes of Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump, Libs of TikTok, etc. Weird how that's the default...

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Well, twitter seems to be crashing with the AI bullshit, so I guess I should pay more attention here, eh? So, what's going on, y'all?

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

I want a game where you manage your own club. Choose your style (night/dance/strip/sports bar/etc.), style, staff, menu, drinks, the link. Lots of customization and see how it works out. Dammit, I want to run my strip club with an all-you-can-eat brunch buffet and 80's night every Tuesday. :D

submitted 473 days ago • 0 comments

Dammit, I forgot to submit my application for #FatBearWeek.

submitted 503 days ago • 0 comments

You know what would get me to completely switch over to here? A TweetDeck-like app or site that would let me monitor multiple accounts so I didn't have to keep switching back and forth to read / reply / post.

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

In the spirit of the season, my eye has decided to come in costume.

submitted 513 days ago • 0 comments