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eizah.dry.gay
Hi.. its.. it's me you guys.. @dry.gay is boyf
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The urge to make new Furry friends is always so strongly over powered by the fact 95% of attempts will be the most un-enjoyable small talk of my life

When an out of state-er calls a Mennonite Amish teehee

Sigh, its my birthday AND macro march and nobody has stomped over my house to be giant for me???

Okay but guys it's almost spring. guys.. GUYS ITS ALMOST SPRING YOU GUYS. GUYS THE BUGS ARE GOJNA COME OUT SOON GUYS GUYS THE BUGS GUYS

If my bf really loved me, he would speeding warframe so I could have someone to send my warframe memes to

Person whose entire online presence is taking suggestive/outright sexual pictures of themselves and being flirty complaining about all their DMs being horny people again I see

People be like "no cute animal with happy life and cute posts died!!" [Is actually the death of an abused animal for likes, like a boss]

Balatro reference????

How I feel after baking and sewing then looking at soup recipes:

Saw someone censoring "meth" as "math" and really thought they were sharing their sobriety from addition and subtraction

Generic attractive twink who built popularity on liking fat guys is now a generic fursona Furry and I have to see him in my Furry space too 😭

Sometimes there might be someone in your life who gets you down. Makes you sad, angry, annoyed or just unhappy. Well, speaking from personal experience, finding out how hilariously sad and boring their life is certainly cheers one up!

People be hyping up their jobs and skills so much and then boom: Level 1 Helpdesk

I swear every now and then, the 10-20 most popular macro furs get the exact same ych and i gotta see the exact same art with a pallete swap 40 times

Damn. People so capitalism-cucked they really out here defending a $0.30 hunk of plastic being sold for $10 as a "accessibility item" Nah man, ain't nobody need the "dinkle domper" whether they disabled or not

Wow sure are a lot of unusual/rare weather events going on lately. Im sure it's nothing.

Me when I see that one artist taking another commission of someone's sona but as a child doing sexually suggestive things:

Sigh. I wish we always had the same driving camaraderie in regular conditions as when it is snowing.

I think as of today, I have witnessed the most vile and repugnant thing I've ever (in real life) seen someone do.

Now that switch 2 has been announced, I'm so excited for all the new games it will have. Like splatoon 4, a new Mario 3d platformer, the next legend of Zelda game, oh and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Plus!

Watching people fall for interaction bait but not being able to call it out because that would be interaction..

Smash burgers are stupid teehee

"You know my ADHD's bad when I- huh. What? why is he" -My boyf

Bitches be like: omg wow x event omg 2025 so crazy already. Like gurl "crazy" stuff is happening all the time it isn't 2025s fault you can't remember events for more than a week

I feel bad for my one coworker, essentially groomed into a relationship from 17 ish and then developed severe anger issues as a result of their job and the frequent rage of their groomer

Ugh finally. One (1) single person who isn't an art*st b*t followed me

Why these 2 werewolf minis so JUICED UP?

Watching cybertrucks fail to do something my 2006 shitbox could do makes me feel warm inside

People are so capitalism-cucked they'll get angry if you tell them "i don't see the point of <useless plastic trash product>"

The best thing about microsoft word is when you do something the exact same way you've been doing it for the entire document and word decides to do something completely different instead.

Why all my friends gotta live far away smh

I swear the second Rebecca took over warframe quests went from "logical lore progression" to "what's the wackiest goof we can do next quest that still somehow makes sense"

I may have some boring warframe builds, but at least I'll never be Titania+Thermal Sunder+Torid

When you're giving them every opportunity to have a good reply and start a conversation and they are whiffing all of them. Oh well. I'll try again on the next person.

Warframe e-dating update is just like Furry dating. You text for a week, ask to date, and as you close the "yes let's date" message they say "I love you"

Sometimes, I question my sona choice. Like sure I'm tall but idk, anatomically tanukis always seem more similar to me irl. Then again.. maned wolves are cool..

"This is your sign to buy.." "You need this.." "You HAVE to buy this.." NO. I DONT. I don't need whatever overconsumption bullshit you're pedaling. I dont need whatever gimmicky garbage youre trying to get me to buy and give to a thrift store in a week.

Its comforting knowing many of the people I got sad about not being able to date turned out to be dodged bullets

People who worship their pets/friends/living thing as their favorite thing ever or that they love them so much, then spend 90% of their time ignoring and neglecting said living thing are so weird

If I get one more delivery when I'm not home I'm gonna sue every shipping company. No matter what day of the week I order on it either gets delayed or comes early while I'm working

Lmao every single drone post on every platform has a comment instantly debunking it with proof as an airplane. Can you. Dumdums in jersey chill?