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eizebasa.baby
You don't have to tell me you have a podcast, I just assume everyone has a podcast until they tell me otherwise.
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My therapist told me to ‘visualize success.’ So I pictured myself crying in a nicer car.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

You can't run away from your problems when the main one is what you look like when you run.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

I'm just a guy. Dressed as a raccoon. Waiting for you to take out the bins so I can talk to you about crypto.

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

There should be an airline where you get unlimited free peanuts and you can just throw the shells right on the floor.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

It continues to blow my mind that Holly Hobbie is a real life person and not just a licensed character

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

We’ve been hearing about this movie for three years now and they’re still just CASTING it!?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Weekend plans

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

When coworkers try to invite me to something outside of work.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

You want me to work out? Buddy, I don’t even exercise caution.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

My opponent waiting for me to decide upon my next brilliant move (take train cards or lay down a route).

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

With what!?

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

This may be from a five year old post, but it is still relevant today as part of raccoon culture. What tradition is this? Wrong answers only. @eizebasa.baby

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Dashing Diamond Dick brings you Dash Kingston's "The Gayest Boy in New York" Nugget Library Number 4

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My 5 year old just answered me with "Ok, 14", 14 being the number of points I'd just lost by in a game with her 💀

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

There's always money in the banana sandals.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I need an art history Sicko to explain why there are two different paintings of priests blowing smoke into a parrot's face.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

BREAKING: Frontrunners in papal race disqualified after shocking photos emerge.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

There's always money in the banana sandals.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I haven’t seen Good Will Hunting of course but I always just assumed they shopped at Goodwill (because they’re poor) and it was used as a metaphor for finding treasure among the trash, like how a janitor could be a prodigy, and I’m just now finding out that’s not true and the title isn’t explained??

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Thanks to retro Instagram filters, babies born today will have childhood photos that are just as muddy and blurry as our own. I find that comforting.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The plot of Andor episode 2, where the two very-slightly-different, until-very-recently-exactly-the-same factions of rebels try to kill each other, must seem very unrealistic to people who aren't on Bluesky seeing that same dynamic every day.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Considering a 4-hour, 200-mile detour because turning isn't my thing

submitted 90 days ago • 13 comments

A cheat meal is when you're eating one meal and you put it aside temporarily and start eating a second meal.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

A lot of people named Mary Kay out on the road wtf

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments