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The other place. It was bad. Used to be @ejmaroun elsewhere. I mean, I still am. But I used to be too.
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11 missed free throws in a 4 point game. Not great.

GOOD LAWD DONOVAN MITCHELL

These commercials for this Stadium Series between the Red Wings and Blue Jackets are disorienting because the cartoon fans are waving red Michigan flags and blue Ohio flags which feels…wrong.

This game is getting out of control

WE GOT A BROUHAHA

MAXIMUM STRUS

Does every high school basketball game in Northeast Ohio involve 12 instances per game of kids doing Mitchell’s step back 3?

DONNY

Grizzlies-Cavs is just some good, clean, ethical basketball.

Thibs is a maniac. 3 different Knicks played 36+ minutes in a blowout loss. For comparison, the Cavs have had ONE instance of a player playing 36 minutes in the last month.

Is this the worst Smackdown of all time?

Oh my God they massacred The Rock’s theme. Def Rebel is never seeing Heaven.

Just now realized ESPN’s score bug doesn’t have the team fouls represented anywhere. That’s annoying.

Canada earned that one.

Mitchell has ATTEMPTED two dunks tonight that I think would have been top five dunks in Cavs history if they went down.

Oh my LORD what a pass by Donovan

Darius Garland and Jarrett Allen absolutely taking over

Can someone explain the hockey 4 Nations thing to me? Why isn’t Mr. Beast involved?

I’m already giddy to read the oral history someone writes 10 years from now about the Lakers 2025 trade deadline

Oh no.

The Rewatchables podcast on Wayne's World is the happiest I've been in months and I saw Ohio State win a national championship less than a month ago

“And the Rockets play in Rocket Arena, right?” “If only it were so simple.”

I am in tears at this SNL skit

SNL 50 and the NBA All Star Game going head to head means we might get a 4 hour Bill Simmons podcast tomorrow morning.

That’s just her Poker Face

This would last one (1) contest before someone suffered an injury so horrific it would make Kevin Ware’s injury look like a paper cut.

OH MY GOD MAC

OH MY LORD MAC MCCLUNG

We have evolved past the Dunk Contest as a society.

Draymond Green plays a key role in ensuring a Cavs championship once again.

Cavs-Warriors in the Finals as it was meant to be.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

@thejared.bsky.social @daftondraft.football Y’all coming to Indy for the Combine?

I would have disintegrated on the spot if Niang hit a buzzer beating three.