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Enjoys breaking fast and breaking computers. Chicago IL bby
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Extremely annoying alpine doesn't include bash

move over spielberg i have ideas: thread

BOW TO YOUR ONE TRUE GOD

doing a MAGA Great Leap Forward where i set up a 5nm lithography process in my backyard

Bok choy pizza, anybody try this?

greatest city in da world

Not me almost merging a commit titled Temp stupid

Marriage Story Meme: Every day I wake up and have to open the Bash Manual and lookup conditional expressions because I can't remember them

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Love to forget the difference between the path and virtual host based s3 apis and futz with minio for hours because of it

AND ALSO WITH YOUSE

This pope knows Lower Wacker. That's dope.

the eucharist is now a shot of malort and a tamale from the tamale guy

Chicago Pope's here

Like many other large transit systems across the nation, Chicagoland is facing a fiscal cliff as we draw down on remaining COVID relief funds. Now is the time to protect and improve the future of our transit system. Urge your legislators to take action by signing a letter at SaveTransitNow.org 📲🚌

A curse from previously working at a lighting company is noticing lighting crime everywhere I go

While we were watching the Illinois Marathon last weekend, a dog flew by in the middle of the race. We didn't think anything of it until we saw him cross the finish line 20 minutes later. Turns out he has escaped his home and decided to run. Critical support for Chex - become ungovernable.

Mario Kart 64’s HIDDEN Easter Egg!

Heartbreaking: Area man discovers delicious mango salsa made with sweet and sour sauce

Almost poured coffee grounds into an empty mug and the water tank. Two self-made crises already stopped and it's not even 9am

this is the new chicago flag

Happy Easter! I'm back from Lent

Happy Paczki Day, time for Lent see youz guyz laterz

Watching the Oscars to support Conan

The p in pnpm stands for pain

JavaScript package managers peaceful coexistence challenge (impossible)

3rd winter is going to be a brutal whiplash this year. It's 57 outside

Update: retracting the irony now that things worked as I expected

Love to spend 45 minutes configuring eslint

Lol just hit the weird eslint 9 config problems that it appears literally every user encounters when using ignores

Happy Twin Peaks Day ☕️

The Bardeen Quad, University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign