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I love the smell of Noddy Holder's shoulders. Liverpool, PS5, Whisky, and regrets. 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 ☮️
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I need to be independently wealthy. I just can't deal with external influences...

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Imagine how annoying it would be to go through life with your surname being "Surname".

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Its not fighting. Its a genocidal land grab. Fuck murderous Israel.

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Why did the visually impaired man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well.

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Can't wait to go back to those infinite number of years before i existed, once I'm dead. They'll be good times. Cos these aren't.

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In less than 30 days he sold Ukraine out to his buddy, Vlad.

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I might start wearing hats.

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Evan Dando is one of the most unappreciated writers and musicians around.

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Avocado has no place on a burger. Or any other food. Ever.

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I would love to know the equations of Trump supporters IQs totals vs Trump opposers IQS...

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As awful a person as Trump is, you can't deny every day is an adventure in what bullshit stunt will be try to pull next.

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Just reading an article

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Mental that people have forgotten that King Charles was a massive adulterer.

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What's the greatest DEBUT album ever recorded?

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Batista in the new Dexter show looks more like Batista than the original Batista does.

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Do you ever get to bed time and can't remember if you've even left the house that day?

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Darts is a game. A pastime. Its never been a sport.

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Pyjamas are such a weird concept. You get undressed, only to get dressed again in different clothes, just too go to bed.

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Cue the braindead bellends, setting off explosives. Ban this shit already.

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If you celebrate new year......... what exactly are you celebrating? Literally nothing. Its all a human creation. It means precisely nothing. At all. Its no different to any other time we revolve around the sun.

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I can't even do one single push up. That's normal, ...... right?

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Ironically, i find Easy Listening music the hardest music to listen to.

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Get avocado out of burgers, and do it now.

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Ahhh, good times....

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Please, no, don't look at me!

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Do any of you actually answer the door when someone knocks and you're not expecting anyone? Especially at night? You're absolute psychopaths if so. I just.... no, no i won't do it.

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Rustie Lee hasn't aged a day in 40 years

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Fingers crossed i don't wake up tomorrow 🤞

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Watching "You Bet" on a Saturday night. Is this 1993 again?!

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Size of the anti-Russian protests across Georgia tonight are crazy.

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Bought a sexy new kitchen bin, and it actually hurts every time i have to put something in it, and defile it in that way.

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A gentle reminder that Kemi Badenoch admitted hacking into a website, which is a criminal offence

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Loved watching Ric Flair wrestle when i was a kid.

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If you wear a baseball cap back to front, there's simply no way i can ever respect you as a human being.

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As much as i can't stand Gregg Wallace, if everybody who told dirty jokes at work got fired, that'd be a 98% unemployment rate overnight. Ridiculous.

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