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If there is one thing the awards season this year has established, it is that everyone is out of ideas for interesting nude fashion that isn’t completely hideous. Shoutout to ‘droopy underboob ruffles’ and ‘big bird with a skin condition’ for halfhearted attempts, though.

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Marvel & Lego over here making sure I never overcome my fear of raccoons.

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My full review of Interview with the Vampire is 99% several hours of Armand thirst tweets, so I’m just gonna leave my mild annoyance at unsubtle cinematography messing up great set design in the drafts along with the blisteringly hot take that the very pretty man is very pretty.

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Anyway, shoutout to whoever this is, because the amount of raw screen presence and talent it takes to get me past the visceral body-horror of a live, tall, overly muscly human with the male idea of a Platonic face to sell me the actual character is as Herculean as his jawline. full body shudder

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I am profoundly amused that the Interview with the Vampire show is all about boobs and blood effects and Stepford men, but Louis eating Kermit onscreen would be more believable than the puppet animal. That is the most animatronic-in-Frontierland-when-Walt-was-around-looking-ass bunny ever filmed.

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Looks to me like an attempt to exert authority over something that is determined by the states, not the fed. That counts as a damaging action he is taking, imo.

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…well, requiring prosecutors to get a written permission slip from the AG to make basically any legal argument is certainly a thing…but big ups to the intern who realized the president is not capable of writing a permission slip. Smartest person in the office. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

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I looked up reviews of Avowed. I have now seen 12 billion thumbnails from ragebait gators who appear to be upset that you can’t bone a Last Of Us clicker. I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW YOU WANT TO PORK A CHANTERELLE, YOU WEIRDOS

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Oh, he does adopt that Looney Tunes fake Mexican accent in there somewhere, just be warned about that too. (This is why we don’t legitimately stream Drake, folks)

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Sexy Songs 4 You is an A+ example of the increasingly common but always extremely funny incel sex album, in which 2 guys sing sensually at each other about not wanting to look at women when they have sex, but like…because misogyny, not because they like dicks or something!

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Drake. Are you TRYING to self-own, or does your ghost-writer hate you? That’s such a crushingly accurate admission of passing privilege and tactical code-switching that I really struggle to imagine you missed that when you read it, but…Drake, you don’t do this.

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CNN: Do you think that calling Elon Musk "a dick" is effective messaging? Rep. Robert Garcia: "Well, he is a dick." I approve this message. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Hey, look at that, people were right that Kanye is just trolling for attention. He totally didn’t mean it when he said on Twitter this week that he’d put that symbol on a shirt and sell it and no one could stop him. 🙄

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Ahh, well that was fun, and now we can collectively re-bury Drake and enjoy never thinking about football again.

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Was that Serena dancing at the Super Bowl? 🤣

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Oops 😬

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We are living in the timeline where sketches rejected from SNL for being too pointed became real life, and this would’ve been a great joke except he actually means it all, as trolls usually do.

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Kanye, I haven’t even finished processing the “my outfit for the Grammys was a nude woman” terrible idea, could you not schedule a full week for that before the Adolph glazing press tour?

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Drake saying “Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now” is the kind of monkey’s paw curling that is too on the nose to ever work in fiction, but damn is it funny in real life.

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No Mans Sky exists in only 2 states of being: 1) literally every planet is made of worms, or 2) even the concept of worms does not exist for the next 12000000 light years. To switch from state one to state two, acquire a mission that requires a planet full of worms.

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I got a little overexcited playing DnD and now my to-do list for the week includes learning how flamethrowers work so an owl can teach a chicken, nothing to see here, my life is very normal.

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Oh god why is it so hard to steer!? Sean Murray climbs through boundary failure to re-explain wind physics …oh, yeah, okay. Not gonna lie, kinda didn’t take that seriously until this exact moment.

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opens No Man’s Sky Cursed Expedition Ah, I see the other human who never quite recovered from Mother Horse Eyes got ahold of the plot again, excellent.

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ANYWAY, I’ve gotten unhealthily addicted to Peglin lately. It’s a game with no apparent point; mastering the roguelike bits so far just unlocks new and more horrifying puns. It’s like hanging out with a bunch of comic writers at a bar. 🤣

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Y’know how in Rome the Forum stuck around for a while after the whole ‘democracy’ thing died? Because senators convinced themselves that having some limited power was better than triggering ceaser & getting abolished? Now you don’t need to ask each other why Congress sucks for the next decade.

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If you want to know why I am currently posting about literally anything except politics news…well, attorneys really aren’t supposed to undermine the integrity of the court, so I can’t imagine what I actually could say, so yeah, we’re keeping discourse to geeky stuff in this neck of the woods.

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I don’t want to blast black content creators, because they are all really talented, but every one of y’all has been hating on Ak for months and EVERY one of ya joked about how he’s gay for drake. They just share an interest in talking about sex with minors, guys, that’s THE POINT OF THE SONG.

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Can I say how annoying it is that guys like DJ Akademics & Diddy are known for young girls reporting assaults for years, & crickets, but a 30 second clip of the same thing with a young boy and suddenly everyone makes a callout video at the same time? I’m glad you finally care, but WTF, my dudes.

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