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You may know me as Dan. Or Lunar Park. You’re probably gonna have to put up with Burning Man, nerdy stuff, memes, flamenco guitar, and cute cats here. You’ve been warned.
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have had to tell a few people that non-binary people can be masc-presenting. that this kind of gatekeeping disqualifies a lot of amab bodies. this kind of discussion puts qualifiers on who gets to be non-binary and it's gross.

still consider one of my life's greatest achievements as having the only full round of golf I've ever played in my life was with Jamie Little

ah great, we're right back where I expected them to be, a driver with a fucking d*gec*in hat

there ya go Indy, booing Tom Brady

I got over half of the items on my 43-item-long weekend to do list done. 🎉

dear god this fucking yapping dog on our block will not shut up

Non-binary includes people who are masc-presenting, folks. So don't be so fucking shocked when someone who could pass as a cis man turns up to your "women and non-binary" events. Non-binary doesn't equal woman-lite.

running a "general solution to self-driving" fraud for eight years, and then building a 10 vehicle "robotaxi" fleet in one city, apparently with remote active safety supervision and then saying you're "a couple years behind Waymo" is like puking on a rug and saying you're almost Jackson Pollock

tired: meet me in the Wendy's sunroom wired: meet me at the Olivetti showroom in Zurich in 1957

These commentators are saying “the mixer” entirely too often for my tastes #RCTID

*holds earpiece* this just coming in, that MP and P*rtland G*ar are still on their goddamn bullshit

Hasan Piker was detained by ICE and chose to talk to cops instead of shutting the fuck up. Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter. Never. Talk. To. Cops.

Some days, like today for some reason, I remember how a lovely carved wooden Seal of the USA gifted to the US Ambassador from a group of Soviet schoolchildren turned out to be a bug that allowed the USSR to listen to his personal conversations for YEARS www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how...

Conclave, but make it Merseyside Derby 😂

I approve of this. #BIM

As usual, Max “he pushed me off track!!!” pushes someone off track #F1

I can tell he’s a good dad because that little girl’s comedic timing is IMPECCABLE

Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada

Typical Indiana bullshit. After living there for a few years, the only thing that surprises me is that they didn’t cancel their permit on them the morning of the parade.

Wait did they just have no commentators on the Fox broadcast of the Thorns match?

This guy is fucking useless.

what a world we live in, when CBS Sports carries a Championship match live (Oxford City v Sunderland)

What's the problem? Just impeach Trump a third time! That'll stop him!

Hershey’s Kiss sundae at Friendly’s. I was devastated when it got taken off the menu.

I saved the Isaac Chotiner piece until the end of the day, as a treat, and haha wow if somebody tells you Isaac Chotiner wants to interview you, you should see, in your mind, an image of Max von Sydow in "The Seventh Seal" inviting you to play chess

Flying will never not enrage me as long as there’s a family of three with four roll on suitcases and three backpacks the size of the suitcases carrying that shit on

I have my problems with any Pope, by definition But you gotta hand it to Papa Francisco for coining the phrase "theirs is the construction site of hell" in a description of American fascism and then dying almost immediately afterward

what in the fucking CONCACAF is this bullshit

and right on cue we sub off Mora

Mid match win probability statistics are the most utterly useless numbers