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That time I was in a 3some with a microbiologist and I stopped to ask her if the way the alien bacteria in The Expanse interacted with human cells was realistic or not cuz Id been in an internet fight about it the day before. My priorities are the only thing straight about me.

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See when we said donnie would go after things like #DEI yall thought that meant he'd stop anyone pushing for dei. No hun, theyre looking to prosecute govt employees who might have been dei hires, revoke govt contracts with companies that just have dei policies, and mass deport certain ethnicities.

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Hey why does taylor swift love #BaldursGate3? Cuz she can do it with a shadowheart.

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Our dog is such an asshole sometimes.

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blowing yourself up in a cybertruck is like an incel viking burial

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Got to join my wife Zooey Zephyr for her swearing in today on day 1 of the Montana legislature. I was so happy to be at her side, and I know how much she cares about the work ahead. I’ll be there at her side always, for her, for our community, and for all the people who depend on us.

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when writing a joke (that has a story element) the person who SHOULD have said the funny thing - gets the punchline. Regardless of what actually happened.

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Last night, @zoandbehold.bsky.social and I stepped outside to spend some time in a hot tub, out far in winter in deep Montana. We were treated to the grandest display of stars the heavens had to offer. For all of the vast distances of time and space, I’m so glad the universe brought us together.

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Furries to more for the economy than billionaires.

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Watching #Hogfather after a day of baking #christmas cookies is very relaxing.

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I’d go to therapy, but what if I stop being funny?

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This.

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As a trans woman, I have so much in common with cis women. I understand and relate to so many things. With one exception. Men. I will never understand attraction to men. It doesn't compute.

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Love when i wake up in the wee hours and get dms from my friends like 'why are u awake?' Cuz the gods have forsaken me, why do u think? Im awake and posting memes at 430 am cuz i woke up to a cold and indifferent reality that refuses to let me go back to sleep.

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If a right wing shit head does a good thing its still a good thing. A broken clock is right twice a day when the hands point out the class war.

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Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

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With every story i become more convinced that the #cybertruck is an exercise in malicious compliance. So many obviously FATAL design flaws made it to production that the engineers have to had given up on fighting musky and let his ugly nightmare roll off the factory floor out of spite.

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Burger King selling their nuggets for like 5¢ each is emblematic of the times we're living in. Cuz the fact that u can get like 100 nuggets for $5 feels pretty awful. But you know what would make me feel better about it? Getting like 100 nuggets for $5.

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@startrekshitposti.ng #StarTrekDataLore

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Im so grateful that I made a point to watch all of #StarTrek back in like 2014 when I was single because gotdamn do i not have the time to do that much nerding nowadays.

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ebi is... discheesed

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I can prove that time travel isnt real because I just bought alcohol free guinness (for cooking) and my past self didnt appear out of a portal to slap me.

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I will never get over the fact that #Starfield doesnt have a thieves guild quest line. Instead you just get a job at a megacorp and do all kindsa evil shit for them lmao.

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The closest Im ever getting to having kids is watching #gbbo all stars and commenting on how much the kids have grown up.

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