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Just seen NEIrLy DiAMoND in Lidlz He was buying some SWEETs for CAROLINE

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

SCENES WE ALL WANT TO SEE 😍

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Hi @tntsportsus.bsky.social Can you tell me where the option is to mute Rio Ferdinand on my feed please? Thanks in advance.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Looking forward to seeing what Virgil van Dijkhead manages to not receive a card for tonight...

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Just learning all the technical terms ahead of the big kick off...

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

👀

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Feels like a Bill Ryder-Jones kinda day... Starting with Iechyd Da, and working backwards.

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submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Made my 5 a side return tonight after 2½ years out with a fucked Achilles tendon. Don't want to brag but... Shackled their best player with a man-marking job. Set one up. Scored one. (An absolute peach* that a modern inverted winger would be proud of.) Won 5-2. 💪🏻

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Taken from "New Math", by Craig Damrauer

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Going in on the new Mogwai album. I may be a while...

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

This is what I post from:

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

In the words of Will Smith: "Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... Boom!"

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

"What if ALL football referees are gay? ...and the reason they make bad decisions is cos they are distracted by looking at the players legs and arses an that?"

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

When the jacket you nearly bought at £90 before Christmas is still in your size and only £30 when the Final Reductions email hits your inbox.

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Me, trying to say "Alarm" in a Scottish accent:

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

If you hate all Mondays equally (except Bank Holidays, obviously) then Blue Monday is just another Monday.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Pep Guardiola's got a new bed.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

😎

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Apologies for coarse language again on a sports broadcast in the year of our Lord 2025. Yet, you can swear as bad and as much as you like in a 3 part drama with no-one batting an eyelid. #AbsoluteWokeNonsense

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment