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elborscht.bsky.social
help, I’m trapped in Telezonia or something
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Why the hell are we letting these losers fuck up our country?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The opposite of mondegreen is steelydan.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Exploring transhumanism in an effort to live another half a millennium so I can experience The Year of Zager and Evans.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

These damn things rock the Earth like it’s a planetoid.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

@stoporangefascism.bsky.social Honestly, you’re not good at this. Just do the fash turn now and get it over with, officer.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, I guess best case scenario is he faces enough of a backlash to claim victory and triumphantly roll back the tariffs before too much damage is done. So yeah, let’s hope for that I suppose.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Getting serious about making Ginger Ale Salad. Honestly, it sounds delicious.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Go Padres

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Atlanta at San Diego and thinking “hm, still day there” like a Neanderthal.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I enjoy a good (non-alcoholic) seltzer. In terms of carbonation, a seltzer must be active, perhaps a tad assertive, while never being percussive and, its corollary, sloppy. A slightly loose bead is ok, but the looser the bead, the more tactful it must be. And the belch must rattle the windowpanes.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Arthur Brown has approved his successor as the god of hellfire but we won’t know who it is until the night nobody douses Arthur Brown and he dies screaming. But it probably won’t be anyone you know personally unless it’s that guy down the street whom you’re pretty sure is Emmanuel Lewis.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments