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He/Him/That Bitch 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦 🏹 I'm not an English major but I still know how to READ. Part-time psychic, full-time trash TV connoisseur. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/5pXL7 #Resist #VoteBlue #BLM 🚫MAGAts
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Half the time I don't know what's happening on #Reacher, but I'm enjoying the show so far.

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This get up is and hair is giving a combination of "There's Something About Mary" and Cindy-Lou Who's elder gay uncle. #TheTraitors

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

There has never been a more delusional statement uttered by Kathy Hilton, or any of the other Housewives, in the history of Bravo. #RHOBH

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

your taste in men using 4 actors 🫣

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Bridget Jones' kids are a couple of assholes.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What’s even happening with the dog toys at Gelson’s?!? I feel scandalized. #SaferThanAStick

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

I'm rewatching Dear Evan Hansen 👕 and people need to stop the slander against this movie. Yes Ben Platt is a 27 year old playing a HS student, but the kids in Grease were much older. ONJ was 29 and Stockard Channing was 33 ffs. I love this movie.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

These “normal” fucking morons. apple.news/AUVBT0nW8TtC...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The gay equilavent of "Not tonight honey, I have a headache". #RHOSLC

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I guess people voting to end democracy was all worth it in the end 🙄

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

It’s interesting that Shep had no issues with Whitney’s lack of filter and rudeness when it was directed at Craig in previous seasons. #SouthernCharm

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This is season of #RHOSLC was so good I’m hoping and praying we get one of those old school Lost Footage episodes we used get after the reunions.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Brittani’s jewelry at the #RHOSLC reunion was giving:

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

Congratulations Teddi Jo Mellencamp, you’re no longer my most hated HW. Congratulations Brynn Whitfield, you’ve taken the spot. #RHONY

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

These scientists need to shut their dirty whore mouths and leave me with the one thing left in this world that brings me joy.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Mia and her cringe storyline made this season a figurative shitshow… the dogs in the finale made it literal. #RHOP

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

The “12 Hours Later… The Jury Found Her Guilty” chyron was bone chilling. #RHOP

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If this is the way these women are acting from seeing a little dog 💩 I hope they avoid Bronwyn’s house. #RHOP #RHOSLC

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I hate to inform TJ that being Team Stacy is to be actively against Team TJ. #RHOP #Justice4AJ

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Wordle 1,324 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I think I may be the only one who finds Hormona Lisa endearing on #DragRace.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

This is a national emergency:

submitted 22 days ago • 2192 comments

I really don't understand the people who are staying on Twitter.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

I just found out this show exists and my first thought was "God, I hope they bought a new stove." 🐀 #RHOBH

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Venita cooking with that sweater draped over her shoulders was giving me agita. I kept expecting it to get caught in the oven door. #SoutherCharm

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

God help me if that damn Love Boat commercial comes on one more time…

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I wonder if the FAA director resigning on Inauguration Day under pressure from Leona Musk is relevant to what happened.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I’m sorry Mary Cosby got saddled with Chloe Fineman on #WWHL. What a dud with awful HWs takes.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments