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Buon caffe… I get it now he was my blueprint all along

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Eating my entire right arm if I do end up getting Eric into boxing anime

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Today we are revisiting classics

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Man Sundays got me hitting the "Shinji Ikari in that fucking chair" pose

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Crazy how Chris and I have been mutuals since 2018 but didn't speak until like 2023 and we could have put in more TV during lockdown and while I was unemployed. :\

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Bonjour

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Loved...

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Dad visits shop while I'm a bandana and immedistely clocks me with "ayyyyy Axl Rose can I have a cappuccino please" man alright

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry I'm yapping but I'm having such a good day some new customers came over just to tell me they loved the drinks AND my music (I was playing local oldies from the 60s)..... Will to live restored

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Sometimes people do have fun with and notice the nerd shit I put in my menu like one time some guy actually did the Stilgar "Lisan al Gaib" thing to my face after seeing the spiced drink I named Dune LMFAO

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

What if I named a beverage "Hemwick Lane"

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I'm rewatching Dexter... Damn this shit still so good I can't believe I have to skip 2 seasons just to get to Trinity and then ignore everything that happens after 4.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely sports anime is at its peak when there's 1. a guy no taller than 5"4 beating the shit out of much bigger guys (ES21, Hajime no Ippo, Hinomaruzumou) and 2. a guy whose sports superpower just happens to be a side-effect of being poor (Initial D, Yowamushi Pedal).

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Self portrait

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Oughhh..... Drawing been so good and overflowing lately..... I'm normal again

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

I used to be a competitive swimmer and ever since I stopped I don't really swim for leisure anymore because I'm like. Tf am I gonna do here that's not lapping. Well anyway I went to the beach and what I mostly did was drink cocktails by the shore.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Bro I'm crying I asked one faggot in this car "man can you check where we're at right now" tell my why this mf opened Grindr to check his location instead of a fucking GPS app 💀💀💀

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments