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electric-sheep.bsky.social
Cybersecurity, cheese, and shit posting. Want to know more? Ask your mom she has my number
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“You would make a cute puppy” Wh…what does this mean what kind of compliment is that…!?

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COBOL this COBOL that everyone is talking about COBOL but what about the JCL has anyone talked about JCL!

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My married coworker asked what I am doing for Valentine’s Day knowing that I am single…🥲

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I want a comforter from anime they just look so cozy

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Super Bowl rating Food 10/10 Game 7/10 Half time show 9/10 Commercial 3/10 (why are most of them Ai garbage)

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How much property damage is happening in Philadelphia tonight?

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Am I tempted to quit my job and work at a video game studio, because of a slice of life anime? Maybe

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You know the group chat is going good when you have to take it to signal

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To any Meta employee leaking some advice make sure to screen shot emails, memos, and documents and not just copy and paste. Companies start to put extra spaces and special characters in these documents to find out who is the leaker. News reports protect your sources

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Therapist: “now what do we say when we feel overwhelmed by the state of things?” Me: “the world is chaotic but shaking this ass is chronic” Therapists: “…no”

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just got the call. fired. i was the hacker DEI coordinator. my job was to make sure to evenly distribute data breaches to the furries and incels

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Deepsack was always available all you had to do was put your hair up and stop being a little… *checks notes* Oooh Deepseek

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