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electric-sheep.bsky.social
Cybersecurity, cheese, and shit posting. Want to know more? Ask your mom she has my number
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*someone adds another supervisor for ‘visibility’* Beating head on keyboard just add someone who can fix this so I can go to bed!!!!

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Vote for me my first executive order would be a Microcenter in every city with a population over 100k!

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Marvel Rivals has made me hate Spider Man with a burning passion. I have become J Jonna Jameson

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For the next escalation of the tariff war, all China needs to do I offer North Korea a nuke unless the tariff goes down

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Remember if you work with conservative cyber security folks it’s your job to remind them the current administration defunded Mitre which means no more CVEs

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Coworker: “how is Tuesday going?” Me: “Mitre is no longer funding CVE DB” Coworker: “what?” Me: *dons a suit of armor and a halberd* “Mitre is no longer funding CVE the Dark Ages of cyber is upon us”

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I can’t wait to look through the 4chan leak it’s Christmas!

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Sundays I am going to call out tech companies since they won’t see these posts Broadcom y’all are some assholes buying shit and making them worse or canceling them all together, I hope all your socks are soggy

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The vibe I bring leaving work

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Happy #IBMzDay too all those whose company can afford a Mainframe

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I am going to put a 69% tariff on JavaScript and Node JS you know what you did

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“We are currently clean on OPSEC”

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Post a warning

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Moving sucks

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The average 30 second Super Bowl ad cost 8mill Musk donated 228mill to Trump who is now shilling his cars (according to Washington post) That is why $TSLA is fucked

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