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She likes to dance to the rap jams, she's sweet as brown sugar with the candied yams. Friendly black hottie. Silly Goose. IG: Electricbrrrd
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Ladies, don’t ever be afraid to tell a man he’s not funny. Pity laughs no more! If your joke doesn’t hit, I’m gonna tell ya! 🍅 🍅🍅

Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

The dumbest people who have ever existed are running the country

what colour do u think the gatorade will be??? I SAY BLUEEE (just found out ppl bet on the Gatorade colour that gets poured on the coach at the end of the game 😯)

i would volunteer to colonize mars and get on a spaceship and just let whatever happens happen

POETRY

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MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRD

Drake might as well move to Argentina 🤣🤣. Life as he know it in the states is over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s a wrap!!!! Go Birds!!!!!

The whole stadium sang it!!!!

Serena!!!!

The stadium…

Homemade pretzel bites and beer cheese 😋

These commercials are ass.

Go Birds!!!

A dozen states? We need

NFL Live from New Orleans now

Wishing the legendary, Robert Townsend a very Happy 68th today 🎉🎂🎊

Hilarious 😂 This fan broke the Jimmy Butler trade news to the Heat bench in real time 😭💀😀😂

Remembering legend & hero on & off the field, Hank Aaron on his birthday (February 5, 1934 – January 22, 2021) 💙🕊️⚾️ #TheHammer

OMFG! 🔥🔥🔥🔥Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!"

I made a calzone.

Colorized version of Madam C. J. Walker in her Ford, in the 1910s. Born to slave parents, she became the first female self-made millionaire in America by creating and selling Black hair care products. #BlackHistoryMonth

Are those people still stranded in space?

Remembering the crew of the Space Shuttle Challenger... I will never forget watching the launch on TV in elementary school #RIP 1/28/86 🕊💙

Congrats to @scottaukerman.bsky.social and the entire @cbbworld.bsky.social team on 900 episodes! Not only is Comedy Bang! Bang! outstandingly hilarious, it's also introduced me to some of my all-time favorite funny people on the planet. If you're in the need for goofs, I can't suggest it enough!

Run it back.

I don’t eat berries for breakfast because I’m not an elf but no way am I letting this dork tell me what to do

Incredible stuff going on

Toejam and earl all day

Hello @pftompkins.bsky.social ! I hope you are well. I’m a huge fan based in Arizona and was wondering where I can find the son of Dracula episode of spontaneanation. I’m of course happy to pay to be able to listen. Thanks you so much!

millennial retirement home is an oxymoron bitch none of us are retiring

I need someone to explain this Blake lively, Justin Baldoni drama to me like I’m 5.

If I was Matt, of all people, I would probably not muse about where kids are gonna be spending their time.

The temperature at noon on Monday will be 22 degrees which is the same temperature it was in 1961 when Kennedy was inaugurated. The ceremony was held outside.

Me too. He’s delightful. ☺️

The party of “real masculinity” has moved the inauguration indoors cause it’s too cold.

I need a Wingstop fairy in the worst way right now. Lemon pepper levels are dastardly low