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oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

do you know how dangerous i’d be if i had self-discipline

New Fox chyron is excellent. Team names: huge. Score: huge. Logos: none. Colors say enough. Needless chrome: none. Timeouts remaining: prominent but not distracting. Down and yards to go indicator: conveys which team has the ball. Typography: classic, legible, bold, timeless. Outstanding design.

The most annoying bug that gives me a heart attack several times a day. I have zero unread Slack messages. And to be clear, I’m not asking for tech support here. Just sharing.

Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.

David Lynch on inspiration in diners.

I never know what I’m doing 🤷🏻‍♀️

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

You see, it turns out observability is pretty useless because it doesn’t do anything. Yet... Somehow? It’s this thing that we’ve been able to grow into a multi billion dollar industry composed entirely out of “get a bunch of data, and then…” That’s it?? hazelweakly.me/blog/the-fut...

Murphy was an optimist.

a three-day weekend is a nice, relaxing break from work a four-day weekend is long enough to have convinced me that the idea of work is simply beneath me

(?i).*mu+sta{2,}rd.*

When I'm not doing $WORK, I help the Hachyderm infrastructure team run hachyderm.io, a large Mastodon instance (55k users/11k MAU). Today, we published an analysis of our tech stack to prepare for access and resilience risks from the incoming US government. community.hachyderm.io/blog/2024/11...

I feel seen

to all the people who’ve asked for my participation in things during 2024 & i’ve said no + told u i’d have bandwidth in 2025: i realize my mistake now & i’m scared

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

I find the idea of an "Index Toe" upsetting.

If you’re wondering what all the fuss is about lately, this is what’s driving the adoption of Iceberg to implement the Open Data Lake. sympathetic.ink/2024/11/07/T... It’s all columnar data in blob storage anyways. You may as well be the one taking advantage of it.

The Kindle version of our new book, Platform Engineering: A Guide for Technical, Product, and People Leaders, is now available! amzn.to/4eUz5zB

Today I'm "mad that Dawn has a Fresh New Scent" years old

The full blog and write-up that goes with my little mission statement comic strip can be read HERE: deebrisbyfish.tumblr.com

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same