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Alexandria VA, DRCA VP. Bright pink e-bike. Former Chief Strategy Officer @Medallia, now solving Gartner and Forrester problems at Up/Right AR. Sic semper tyrannis.
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Hell of a list for Claremont McKenna to choose not to be on. Mudd’s absence I assume can be explained by being too busy planning TQ (or has the tech brain gotten to them?)

FYI-There will be a #TeslaTakedown today (Sunday, April 20) in Arlington, VA, at 2pm!

Someone in Del Ray went full Wolverine at the thought of Del-Ray 🤣

You guys might all be on fancy spring break trips, but I got first shot at the just-in tomato plants at the new garden center! Also I needed a bunch of random hose stuff and connectors and they had every single thing in stock. 🤯 Living the dream.

On the minus side, rode all the way into the city to renew my DC library card, dodging spring break tourists the whole way, and their systems were down so they couldn’t do it. On the plus side though - finally made it to Lidl to get my old fashioned glazed!! 🍩

Behold! Matriarchy!

Today I learned that the highway system was intentionally built through native lands as a way to get federal funding, and today natives are half of hit and run fatalities in Montana even though they are just 8% of the population. #waroncars

My TikTok FYP is *finally* being manipulated by China as promised and I’m honestly totally here for stack of Hermes bags in the background-tok as a post tariff psyop. Well played.

🚨 ⚠️ WELP ⚠️ 🚨 I think we know one of the reasons DOGE was infiltrating the federal payroll systems. Multiple sources are telling me that their union dues are no longer being deducted from their paychecks.

"Our challenge, beyond putting on an indelible show, was to find a way to make our dissension clear, with dignity and creativity," writes Guster's Ryan Miller:

Women who changed your names when you got married - a real ID may also be the only thing that lets you vote going forward if the SAVE act passes (and you don’t already have a passport). Get this done.

Who does a girl have to know to get a campaign of anti pickleball posters deployed to Hume Ave in Del Ray?