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Dear America: It's OK to punch Nazis. Recommended, even.
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I for one welcome our AI overlords. #musk #trump #ai

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Please tell me we're one step closer to the pee tapes. #trump #coup #kgb www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

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They were down with hurting Americans, but hurting Ukrainians is a bridge too far. Still, whatever. If they're willing to join the protests, we can do post-mortems on their souls later. #musk #coup #trump

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Oh thank Satan. I saw #Yankees trending and I assumed one of them tossed up a Nazi salute or something, because that's how life is now.

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If you have testicles, maybe you can help a bitch out: Why would someone want larger-than-average balls? After a point, wouldn't they just be ... unwieldy? #musk #coup #biggernotbetter

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Song my husband wrote me: If I had a million dollars! (If I had a million dollars) I'd make you a 3-egg omelet If I had a million dollars!

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Dear MAGA: Those billionaire tax cuts aren't trickling down on you. What you're feeling is called a golden shower.

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Nobody says "Go fuck yourself" like a New Yorker! #nyc #musk #coup

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Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.

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#iykyk

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Replace Kim Jong Il with Elon Musk and I would vote for this dude.

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For as long as the Associated Press stands its ground, they can count on my $25 a month. #ap #nonprofit #gulfofmexico

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There is no way this demented sack of clementines is responsible for anything more complicated than his own zipper. #musk #trump #coup

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Goddamnit, America. Was being asked to remembers people's pronouns really so bad that you had to burn it all to the ground? #musk #coup

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The eggs at my local Target cost nothing — because there aren’t any. America is so great again already. /s

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Fact

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