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It doesn’t get said enough but there is a shortage of boners in this world

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. #Nerdfighteria needs to do some actual fighting. The forces of evil don’t vanquish themselves!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently in Alaska we have a 50% chance of a volcano erupting soon. This year is just amazing.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

It’s just a matter of time before Musk shoots Trump on live television.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Democracy is NOT FOR SALE!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

What if we dumped huge amounts of testosterone in the DC water supply? Kinda a kickstart

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

You know how that senior engineer job sometimes felt impossible? That’s because it was, the country is falling apart as a result. The whole thing was impossible

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out What if we just flooded DC with people?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

A good sign of the new regime’s weakness is that some of the most craven opportunists are bolting for the exit.

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

So does anyone still think that having regular recessions is bad? #economics

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

what the heel is a junior senator? senator means old guy

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

US Cloud soon illegal in EU? US punches first hole in EU-US Data Deal Discussion

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to the Jurassic Park soundtrack in bed, just to feel something

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

prediction: Trump renames the US to United Corporations (UC), has to rename Gulf of America

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

It's funny how these things are literally just cycles. First it's on-prem, then in-cloud for 10 years, then back to on-prem, then probably later someone will have the brilliant idea, "hey what if there was just one giant on-prem and we rented access to it?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwpJ...

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe someone with the means to do so should take out a full-page ad in as many newspapers as they can that just says “ELON MUSK HAS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER”

submitted 18 days ago • 132 comments

Popular Linux orgs Freedesktop and Alpine Linux are scrambling for new webhost Discussion

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

First it was CLEAR, then it was REAL ID. The intrusion of civil liberties is no longer possible to ignore.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It is our honor to serve you. America, you broke through— the media is finally picking up on what’s happening. We love you!! 🦬 💚 🇺🇸

submitted 20 days ago • 971 comments

Elon Musk is a traitor.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

brb hiring a Keeper of the means of production

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing quite hits like hummus and flaming hot doritos

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

At the dentist and there’s a sense of quiet desperation

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Qaanaaq, Greenland visitgreenland.com/wp-content/u...

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Perhaps tonight is a good night to remind ourselves that the federal government is 20% of GDP & 2% of overall non-farm employment, & dismantling this - as we appear to carelessly & without any pushback appear to be doing - is going to not only be a political, but also an economic disaster.

submitted 26 days ago • 35 comments

Some live webcam footage of a semi-active volcano ("advisory" status) as seen from Anchorage, #Alaska: avo.alaska.edu/ashcam-api/i... For more info, see below: avo.alaska.edu/webcam/view/...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I am not in favor of the Greenland acquisition. But Qaanaaq is absolutely beautiful:

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The po/po4a infrastructure is seriously holding OSS back and needs to be replaced asap.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Trump’s solution to water in California: “All they have to do is turn the valve.” 🥴 Here are some facts about California water, and it doesn’t involve just turning on a valve so that water can flow south to Los Angeles.

submitted 30 days ago • 278 comments

Remember what the Bishop said

submitted 31 days ago • 146 comments

Pensacola, Florida has received four more inches of snow this winter than Anchorage, Alaska.

submitted 32 days ago • 8 comments

I hear there are stories coming, but putting the brakes on our country’s world-leading medical research system feels like a five alarm fire and I don’t see a newspaper that even has it on the front page yet

submitted 31 days ago • 178 comments

I honestly think the Nazis are just kinda dumb. Like dude, you know that Hitler guy died a long time ago? Get with the times bro

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

If she can do it, we can all do it.

submitted 32 days ago • 1756 comments