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elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social
I don't believe in destiny, I'm going for deslarge. Also I make electronic music. TF2/racing sims/all sorts of junk \\V. The Dream Ember EP is out now: https://elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/album/dream-ember-ep
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Man I must be getting old. My stereo volume knob is set to the *perfect* position that I found like 5 years ago and last night I had a nightmare that I accidentally changed it.

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Sometimes strawberries don't go bad, they just lose all flavor after a few days and become LaCroix strawberries

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Toe detective: We're not looking for just any Toe Schmo here. This is the work of a seasoned, trained killer.

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The more demented a laugh, the better

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Robber: Gimme all your clam money. Guy: What?! Robber: Your clam money. Don't play dumb with me. Guy: You mean like 'clams' as in slang for money? Here's my wallet. It has all of my money in it. Robber: [throws wallet] Get this shit outta here. Guy: I only have regular money.

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Guys, I need like 100 more listens on Spotify for playlist promotion. Just rock out to New City Twilight for me. Thank you! open.spotify.com/track/17Jdl1...

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You have a new follower

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Can you guys do me a favor? I need some more plays on Spotify to get into playlists. Just play it on loop and turn the volume down or something to boost my numbers (or actually listen). open.spotify.com/album/2uKqUe...

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I feel like Naruto's connection to Kuruma could have really been driven home by giving Naruto red pubes and 9 penises

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We're like two beans in a spleen. We're not supposed to be in here and we're causing a lot of pain and we can't even get out on our own. Help!

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Cubic Cole watches the hours tick by in his office day after day. He longs for the day he can pursue the succulent curve of Spherina. It is said all cubes have a slight curve to them, Cole questioned his geometric orientation.

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Ireland should change their name to Delightland. What a glow up that would be!

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Mages and wizards in a fantasy world are gathering and having a competition, shooting their spells at targets that are painted on rolled out scrolls. One of them lands a shot dead center. Mage announcer: "Scrollseye!"

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Oreo is feeling very squeezed and digital right now. She must be viewed at a 75 degree angle and even then she struggles to break out.

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My most listened to track this year is New City Twilight. My Spotify wrapped is something like, Dream Ember EP: 30,000 minutes, All Other Music: 400 minutes (I don't use Spotify or keep track). Dream Ember was a huge project that took all of my time. elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/track/new-ci...

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I prefer my chocolates to be succulent and my succulents to be made of chocolate.

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During every bar trivia night a group of men ascend, they reach a higher plane of galaxy brain existence above us mere mortals, "Dance" they say in their mind, "Dance you fools," as they gaze upon this grand circus we call normalcy. And they name their team the holy name, The Whiskey Dicks.

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If you haven't checked out my song A Poem, head over to bandcamp or soundcloud to buy or stream the whole thing. Here is a clip. www.youtube.com/shorts/Ovx36...

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Executive: "We meant all caps as in all capital letters in the title" Me, who just presented a movie poster with a special baseball cap for every letter of Godzilla: "Oh"

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@etherdiver.bsky.social Thank you so much for listening and including Dream Ember in this week's OPM! www.etherdiver.com/2024/12/20/o...

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at Nintendo: Miyamoto: The people love Mario! My next big idea, "Super Mario Brothers" [thunderous applause in board room] Miyamoto: Super Mario Brothers is a success! My next big idea, "Ultimate Mario Triplets" [crickets and jeers]

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I should do a live performance for Dream Ember cosplaying as one of these black and white guys

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What is going on in New Jersey!? Eleven Volt's prescription is to listen to this while simultaneously playing UFO 50 and watching Dandadan. elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/track/ufo-ar... #drone #drones #jersey #nyc #newyork #music #unidentified #laser #flying #object #trance #house #military

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The ultimate scam is yogurt with the flavor stuff on the bottom. Big yogurt has been exploiting your yogurt stirring labor for years against your will. End this tyranny.

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Oreo's problem: She wants a warm place to lie down that doesn't rely on the warmth of her stupid boy, bu she is too scared I'm trying to take her to the vet to go into enclosed spaces Solution: I put a heated blanket on the bottom shelf of my closet #Catsofbluesky

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Anybody selling chai tea: name your largest size 'Chaigantic'. This isn't rocket science guys.

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