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David | 26 | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽 CS student / BA in Law. People say I smell good ✨ There be cock ahead! linktr.ee/fagittarius @jockload.bsky.social

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Apple with Japanese House kinda the superior version

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

I keep laughing remembering Emilia Pérez launching her nonprofit to address the violence she personally inflicted

submitted 21 days ago • 8 comments

Es una rata rica

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

so many people warned about exactly this for years and major papers preferred to publish scare pieces about trans girls playing sports

submitted 28 days ago • 34 comments

Bootlickers get the boot.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Good for Twin Cities Pride for giving Target (a major Minnesota company) the boot 👠

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

i miss my twitter friends

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

They should add raytracing to Balatro

submitted 33 days ago • 81 comments

Hello again everything feels wrong

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

I cant believe as a CS major I have to ultimately end up working for these losers

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I like to say “I’m watching the YouTube” or “I’m going to the Target” like I’m 74 years old

submitted 34 days ago • 43 comments

wtf are people doing bringing their JBL speakers with them on a hike??? Baby it’s okay to just shut the fuck up for a couple hours

submitted 71 days ago • 108 comments

bro is horny and smelly after his workout

submitted 89 days ago • 6 comments

Met up with @instintoprimal.bsky.social to let him sniff my sweaty uncut cock and cream his hairy hole 😈 New 30 min video now in my OF! onlyfans.com/1429101099/j...

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been long enough, I think we need another d*ad CEO 👄

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Taking backshots from Luigi Mangione like I run United Healthcare…

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

So if you care to find me, look to the golden arch

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

thick bi italian COCK ❤️

submitted 76 days ago • 3 comments

Birthday is coming in a few days and xmas is around the corner, if anyone wants to get me a lil gift I made this list 👉🏼👈🏼 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

CHALLENGERS SWEEP

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 81 days ago • 519 comments

people in the comments are like “yeah but always for unwholesome reasons” babe have you heard of gays

submitted 81 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

CDMX giving more quality hole and pole than any other city oh 🤤

submitted 85 days ago • 3 comments

Me anytime Laura Dern appears on screen for the first time in anything: “it’s Laura Dern”

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

Thinking about the tall dad with a long thick uncut cock I saw at the bathhouse yesterday 😮‍💨

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about the tall dad with a long thick uncut cock I saw at the bathhouse yesterday 😮‍💨

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

gm

submitted 86 days ago • 4 comments

if i beat you in mario party you have to eat my ass

submitted 86 days ago • 78 comments

My pits smell like cum????

submitted 86 days ago • 4 comments

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

submitted 88 days ago • 9 comments

And I did

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Skeet a non-religious-picture you think of as holy It's giving accidental Renaissance painting idk

submitted 95 days ago • 23 comments

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

Apple with Japanese House kinda the superior version

I keep laughing remembering Emilia Pérez launching her nonprofit to address the violence she personally inflicted

Es una rata rica

so many people warned about exactly this for years and major papers preferred to publish scare pieces about trans girls playing sports

Bootlickers get the boot.

Good for Twin Cities Pride for giving Target (a major Minnesota company) the boot 👠

i miss my twitter friends

They should add raytracing to Balatro

Hello again everything feels wrong

I cant believe as a CS major I have to ultimately end up working for these losers

I like to say “I’m watching the YouTube” or “I’m going to the Target” like I’m 74 years old

wtf are people doing bringing their JBL speakers with them on a hike??? Baby it’s okay to just shut the fuck up for a couple hours

bro is horny and smelly after his workout

Met up with @instintoprimal.bsky.social to let him sniff my sweaty uncut cock and cream his hairy hole 😈 New 30 min video now in my OF! onlyfans.com/1429101099/j...

It’s been long enough, I think we need another d*ad CEO 👄

Taking backshots from Luigi Mangione like I run United Healthcare…

So if you care to find me, look to the golden arch

thick bi italian COCK ❤️

Birthday is coming in a few days and xmas is around the corner, if anyone wants to get me a lil gift I made this list 👉🏼👈🏼 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

CHALLENGERS SWEEP

people in the comments are like “yeah but always for unwholesome reasons” babe have you heard of gays

CDMX giving more quality hole and pole than any other city oh 🤤

Me anytime Laura Dern appears on screen for the first time in anything: “it’s Laura Dern”

Thinking about the tall dad with a long thick uncut cock I saw at the bathhouse yesterday 😮‍💨

Thinking about the tall dad with a long thick uncut cock I saw at the bathhouse yesterday 😮‍💨

gm

if i beat you in mario party you have to eat my ass

My pits smell like cum????

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

And I did

Skeet a non-religious-picture you think of as holy It's giving accidental Renaissance painting idk

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

So important.

It was me guys I play it every day

I just realized everything is real

Getting ur man a push present for push day