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I talk to magpies and computers; neither listens. Eng. at that music streaming company. Previously eng. at that payments company. Nope, the other one.
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Sé tú mismo pero no tanto.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

No sabía qué ponerme entonces me puse ansioso.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Now I've got 512 problems.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hacking is NOT a crime

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

Me volví adicto a los crucigramas.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Despierten.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Nos atacan.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Fui a un concierto de la filarmónica y no salió el Boj Boni. Me siento robado.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

SI USTED PUEDE LEER ESTO SUS CLIENTES TAMBIÉN

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

El golfo de América es como le decíamos a un compañero de la universidad.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Me gustó la adaptación de Cien Años de Soledad. Sigo sin soportar a los niños actores.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

submitted 14 days ago • 158 comments

Gracias presidente por su confianza, seré el mejor Ministro de Parranda que haya visto el país.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

La Sertralina dejó de hacer efecto.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Motherfucker.

submitted 17 days ago • 369 comments

ok, just because this is close to my heart: who's the worst person with your first name?

submitted 17 days ago • 1376 comments

La Sertralina dejó de hacer efecto.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Digo muurtje.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Oh nee, uit een ander Colombia.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

La única razón por la que de vez en cuando reactivo mi cuenta de Twitter para ir a leer de nuevo el tuit del cábano.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

They found a way to litter from space

submitted 18 days ago • 72 comments

Hi. Elon Musk is not very good at things – running companies, managing the government's money, parenting, gaming, etc. And he thinks you're so fucking stupid that you won't even notice.

submitted 19 days ago • 28 comments

Alguien deme un resumen ejecutivo de lo que pasó hoy.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Ajá.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Yoshi sounds really different when you slow his voice down... Throwback to when I unleashed this plague on the world

submitted 20 days ago • 65 comments

Creo que ya estoy listo para volver a leer Chainsaw Man.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

就我个人而言，我欢迎我们新的中国统治者。

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

submitted 24 days ago • 54 comments

I feel seen.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Dutch is not a real language.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era

submitted 24 days ago • 328 comments

Tengo de aquella tristeza.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments