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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

Having a heck of time reading a paper about HS (Heparan Sulfate) and not mentally filling it in as Horne Section each time

🌼🔧🧬 RESEARCH 🧬🔧🌼 Protein phosphatase 2A B’α and B’β promote pollen wall construction partially through BRASSINAZOLE-RESISTANT 1-activated cysteine protease gene CEP1 in Arabidopsis – Gao et al. doi.org/10.1093/jxb/... #PlantScience 🧪

Well, look who abandoned his principles on his first day of having real world responsibility.

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Love me some short little outtakes to nibble out of the generous Taskmaster hand

Listening to the Wallis Island sound track is all fun and games until you're crying on the train because things *change* and you can never go back

25 April 2010 - Award-winning comedic genius tweets

For USA folks, the pre-order from Blackwells blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro... saved me approximately one million dollars in shipping.

I've written a book that comes out on July 3rd. It took me ages and I'm really proud of it (and glad it's finally finished). It's meant for kids but if you like summer holidays, grandparents, beaches and, ideally, stones, I hope you'll like it too. It's called The Last Pebble.

And here was Vol. 3 of my Greg-ified paintings: “Taskmaster Smooching His Assistant” inspired by Goya’s “Saturn Devouring His Son.” Also features @alexhorne.bsky.social ! #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #gregdavies #alexhorne #taskmasterfanart

Vol.2 of my Greg-ified paintings: “Greg With A Pearl Earring” inspired by “Girl With A Pearl Earring” by Johannes Vermeer! #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart @taskmaster.tv #gregdavies

Now this one…well I’m sure it’s self-explanatory. Little Alex Horne, Patron Saint of the Neurodivergent. This one goes out to all the ND TM fans out there I see yall 👁️👄👁️ @alexhorne.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #alexhorne

Watching Alex watch Ardal wash a mannequin’s hair in a cement mixer — an immediate shot of serotonin straight to the brain @taskmaster.tv #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #alexhorne

Bridget Christie possesses a power we have not yet come to understand @taskmaster.tv #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #bridgetchristie

Loving this promotional image for season 19 of #Taskmaster. Really leaning into the mad scientist theme!

ok ok I had meant to post vol. 2&3 first but I just finished number 4 and I’m genuinely so thrilled my god — here is “Greg Odalisque” #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #gregdavies @taskmaster.tv

Since my account here is brand spanking new I gotta repost everything🤡 I started this ongoing series of “Greg-ified” classic paintings, inspired by the @taskmaster.tv paintings. The first one I did: “Horneian Gothic” which features @alexhorne.bsky.social !! #taskmaster #alexhorne #gregdavies

I’ve been experimenting with Rubber Hose style lately and who’s more cartoon-coded than @alexhorne.bsky.social and @thehornesection.bsky.social ?? Which version do you like more? #taskmaster #thehornesection #alexhorne

#taskmaster back bby!

Shout out to the believers, this week, TK interviews the real @alexhorne.bsky.social about fanfiction. Yes, really. Premiere in 12 hours from now. youtu.be/JHosFCMxfIE?...

I'd just like y'all to know, my mom texted me tonight that she just now figured out that Eli-like-a-lie-online was a way of getting people to get how to pronounce my name (E-lie) I've had it as my name on my google account for 6 years.

Blurry by Dash Shaw is a nesting doll type story done right, every story is about decisions with the perfect little pearl at the center of the book connecting all the disparate story treads before exiting out back through the dolls and then pulling that tread taut at the end #happyfridaybookreport

Get excited and let all the famous people in your life know, we're talking what famous people should know about fanfic! youtu.be/GTij_QHrJgY?...

reposting my comic here for visibility 🙇‍♀️ you can also read it on Tapas (link in bio) thank you so much! #DetectiveButton 1/?

Everyone in Winnie the Pooh is a different kind of non binary

doing a "Guy Montgomery"

*gasp* an agrarian revoluted pig

Good Morning, podcast day everyone! Today, our wonderful host TK is joined by fic enjoyer, stats observer, and friend, Nat! They talk the history of #Taskmaster fanfic and what getting discussed on national television does to a fandom. Find us whereever you podcast! youtube.com/shorts/P_9KX...