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Tom Thibodeau drawing up a play on the sideline as only he can—by gathering his team around him and making tremendously loud construction noises while looking like he is experiencing medical death.

submitted 32 days ago • 10 comments

Devour feculence, Eagles.

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

Excited to post about the New York Giants in a completely healthy and normal manner on this website.

submitted 204 days ago • 1 comment

Hate that play call on the Saints 2 pointer. Why cut the field in half, why have everything flowing one way, why limit yourself to one option that requires a perfect pass. Oh well

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Tim Boyle, SLINGIN' that thang

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

A Giants QB has not thrown for a touchdown since October

submitted 173 days ago • 1 comment

Through 13 games, the Giants offense has played with a lead for 29:56, less than one half of one game. Sigh.

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

They just need a stop and a score and a stop and a score and a stop and a score and a stop and a score

submitted 194 days ago • 1 comment

Do we think the Giants will ever get their 2nd interception this season? It's been 39 quarters

submitted 194 days ago • 1 comment

That was some truly special stuff by Daboll and co. You can't cook it up much worse than that.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

I can't even get worked up about another terrible penalty call

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

the cowboys' four drives so far have resulted in four different non-scoring outcomes. if they can round out this hand with an interception i propose we call this a Croyle Flush

submitted 194 days ago • 53 comments

Feels like the Bucs are playing Madden on rookie mode.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

To my Giants fan friends who are fretting about the "tank" - some thoughts... 1. Active tanking does not exist in the NFL. Just ask Doug Pederson, who got fired in 2020 for playing Nate Sudfeld for a half 2. Active tanking certainly doesn't exist for Schoen/Daboll, who are fighting for their jobs

submitted 201 days ago • 1 comment

Currently thinking about “Leapin” Larry Donnell, who in 2014 led the league in unnecessary somersaults

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about the last time the Giants beat the cowboys — now nearly two administrations ago — when Wayne Gallman picked up the game winning first down, then immediately fumbled for no reason, then barely recovered by sitting on the ball to secure the win youtu.be/6yQgbO39_L4?...

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

I’m pleased to report that it’s time to watch an Orleans Darkwa highlight reel. youtu.be/6n-DDXawiSk?...

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments