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eliawinters.bsky.social
Author of geeky, kinky, cozy erotic romance. Sex toy reviewer. Fat, bi, quirky, fond of jigsaw puzzles and dad jokes. She/her. Repped by the awesome Saritza Hernández of Andrea Brown Lit. Eliawinters.com .
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the #ofmdcraftfair has now raised $20K for trans kids!!! there are hundreds of incredible things to go bid on for an excellent cause www.32auctions.com/ofmdcraftfair

Still posting sex toy reviews amidst the everything going on out there. Find your joys wherever you can! eliawinters.com/funzze-orgas...

Three-Way Split by @eliawinters.bsky.social is a fantastic MMF romance that is delightfully spicy and heartwarming. 5/5🌟 📚❤️ #romance #polyamory

The Starbucks ad on Hulu with all the coffee sounds is a misophonia nightmare.

A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

if you need a free, non-addictive source of dopamine, I recommend complimenting other people. Strangers, romantic interests, friends, family members, peers; lots of options.

I hope @marthawells.com saw this luscious Booktok on Murderbot. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Y6vhvv/

Okay, I cannot recommend 5calls.org enough. Enter your address and it will find all your reps (federal and state). AND give you a list of issues to call about AND which reps to call about each of them AND a little script for each, in case it's helpful. They have an app, too.

This by Dan Savage is I think important to keep top of mind. It speaks to the point I made earlier that bad news is never the only news.

I do think it’s super important right now and in the foreseeable future to really value moments of joy and to be intentional about making as many of them as you can

One of the best things you can do right now is read books. Buy them. Borrow them from the library. Gift them. Read history. Read fiction. Read science writing. Read anything that shows you the world is bigger than what fascists say it is. Read to remember why your resistance matters. 📚💙

So, hey. Do something that brings you joy today. Even if it's just for five minutes.

What if fascism is just bad and your moral obligation to fight it is not in any way diminished or altered by what The Left did or didn't do?

Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books

Not surprised at the number of bots/chuds that showed up in this thread to defend the Nazi salute, but I *am* disappointed at the number of people in the comments who chose to argue with those fucking losers. Don't engage the bots/chuds, people. That's what they want. Block them without comment.

If you follow me and over the course of the next weeks and months, notice I’m almost exclusively posting about things that are fun and joyful like romance novels, it’s because we will all need coping strategies and that’s one of mine. It’s not that I’ll be unaware, it’s more a survival mechanism.

ATTENTION RESTAURANTS: I'm gonna need you to stop making me pretend I'm placing an online order just to view your menu.

Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.

I just finished listening to book 7 of the Lady Sherlock series by @sherrythomas.com . I've been inhaling this series for three months straight now and I'm hyper fixating like a beast. Kate Reading is an incredible narrator and the stories are completely captivating.

I'm back on my sex toy reviews after a holiday hiatus! These kegel balls/yoni eggs are on an absolutely bonkers sale right now, and they're gorgeous, too. eliawinters.com/le-wand-crys...

So hey, let’s start off 2025 maybe making somebody’s life better in a small tangible way. What is a small practical thing—object, lifehack, whatever—that solved a small annoyance for you? For me, did you know you can buy clips with elastic specifically to hold the corner of your fitted sheet on?

These fatshamers are out here thinking fat people can't get laid and if they spent even a minute in the fat liberation space they would know how very much untrue that is.

Po-tay-toes