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elifant.bsky.social
💙 I am me because no one else applied for the position 🤬💙💙💙
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Dear world, everyone hates FOTUS. Love from Oregon💙💙

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Please call the cops. They'll come kill your dog, give you a ticket for your uncut grass and truck on cinder blocks, and take you in for moonshining. Bring it MAGA Karen!

submitted 28 days ago • 14 comments

Do me a kindness! Share this if you love and support your local library & librarians (and remember: that includes your school library & school librarian) 😊📚 Thank you libraries & library workers… for everything ✨💚

submitted 43 days ago • 255 comments

My mom’s drinking rules to prove she wasn’t alcoholic: Watch the clock drinking coffee until noon, beer (12 to 14 cans) until 4pm, vodka until she passed out around 9pm. Repeat tomorrow.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Only men can prevent abortion. GET A VASECTOMY TODAY

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments