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Baseball and basketball stats, Everton, Film, general observations / I read lots of fantasy + sci-fi and watch a lot of The Simpsons / Mets fan / Researcher at MLB Network
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Want people to see all the crowds in red states next time some natural disaster happens and people feel the impulse to say any specific region deserves to suffer.

We need to avoid WWIII only so Eggers can keep making cool shit

Mets were probably overdue for an injury but man, I hate that it’s Senga

Jeff McNeil is a #slugger

Can't argue that OKC doesn't seem a bit flummoxed -- but it's hard for me to imagine them going down 3-1 and/or just slinking away in this series.

bad shot by SGA

Are the Giants seriously gonna win another one-run game

Tantalizing finish in the Ohio Cup this evening.

Jacob Wilson is on pace for 223 hits, 317 total bases, and just 39 strikeouts. In the Integration Era (since 1947), only three players have had 220+ hits, 300+ total bases, and less than 40 K's in a single season. 2 are HOFers. 1 should be. Tony Gwynn (1997) Don Mattingly (1986) Stan Musial (1948)

Wondering if anyone out there parlayed Mauricio and Jared Young to homer tonight…

Francisco Lindor, welcome to the Anderson Hernandez club!

Juan Soto taketh away… …but also giveth!

Horrendous ABs by Alvarez and Mauricio. Yeeeesh.

Ok but how many BANGs

There’s the Brett Baty I remember!

Pete Alonso is inevitable

The D-backs did WHAT now

Josh Satin AND Mike Baxter? We are so back.

Let’s Go Mets is what I’ve been hearing

Watched this today as my plane landed in Newark, because I am a psycho

That guy at FEMA:

worried? lol couldn’t be me #LFGM

NEVER IN DOUBT

Thoroughly enjoyed reading The Collapsing Empire by @scalzi.com to pass the time in an airport terminal (we’ve been here for 7 hours!). Excited to read the rest of the series.

Finally, a major leaguer whose name will sound best coming from the mouth of Paulie Walnuts - and no one else.

UCLA/Tennessee is a fever dream

Soto!

Turnovers and missed second chances…and the Knicks are somehow not dead!

You cannot dare McConnell to shoot a wide open three like that

"We treat driving as so essential that we don’t acknowledge that drivers also have a responsibility to other people."

Tell me you’ve never taken public transit without telling me you’ve never taken public transit

holy moly

Last 5 LHPs to throw a shutout with 13+ K and 0 walks: Kershaw (no-hitter) Bumgarner Kershaw Kershaw Tarik Skubal (today) Insane.

Cannot wait to see where Everton go next season. Finally feels like we’re out of the constant relegation woods. New stadium. Moyes. Fun, young players. Exciting!

Edwin why

THE METS!?!

The Pacers perpetually being the Knicks’ kryptonite is extremely funny, when you think about it from the perspective of a karmically balanced universe.

All-time choke job by the Knicks. This is Yankees in ‘04 type stuff!

DEUCE

Brandon Nimmo is a defensive ace

Garbage loss by the Mets this evening

Hell yeah

I guess when you’re that bad in Baltimore, there’s no place to Hyde…. …okay, I’ll see myself out.

Finally.

Hell yeah

Pete Rose's HOF plaque better have an Expos cap on it