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hot tip for my fellow bug people: the first free Small Potatoes coloring page features some mighty fine sea snails. hot tip for everyone: one of the potatoes has a butt. so. seems like something you should probably sign up for #invertebrates smallpotatoesbigchallenges.eo.page/mgq3n

you guys gotta sign up for this! i make excellent newsletters AND my partner in stickers @delightmonster.bsky.social is the funniest person i know. together we have a lot of cool stuff planned for this newsletter and we won't clutter anybodies mailbox with 1mill emails. just sending the good shit!

Today the bus driver was singing along with “I’ve Had the Time of My Life” from Dirty Dancing on the radio and it was nice

Quite the payoff

look, sometimes i want to get up off the couch but i CAN'T because there is a LITTLE DOG on me and he is SNORING, ok????

Zuckerberg deserves to burn in the deepest circle of hell.

i love he.

Happy Monday to everyone suffering from a brain

me whenever I hear a bell toll:

i think the most helpful internal voice i have is the one that warns me not to feel anything and is pissed off when i inevitably do-- what an incredibly useful set up i have going on here

you're really funny, sorry about your childhood tho

imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

sorry i can’t come out tonight ive got to polish the tusks on the mammoth, we have a big trip ahead of us come the next moon,

waiting for the new kc davis book to drop like a beatles fan waiting for a new album in the 60s

today i asked myself, quite seriously, if i would like a furby

me trying to force myself awake while i’m having The Bad Dreams

Ah, yes the classic puffy fur hood jacket cover of "The Bell Jar"-- who could forget it?

Hiro Isono, 1993

i want to watch 'a simple favour 2' bc it looks like trash but i need to rewatch the first one bc i simply cannot remember a single thing that happened in it. this is where my brain is at

Having a victorian era woman spring (becoming isolated and weird)

hearting £1,600 rings on Etsy like that's ever going to be a thing i can just casually purchase one day

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wow ok

sometimes i'm sad about not having kids and sometimes i see the amount of sports related activities parents have to attend and i feel nothing but gratitude for my life with my one tiny dog who mostly sleeps

seems like the right moment to introduce the most unhinged thing i've ever drawn in my life: "MOTHER" (2025) key: 
1. Mother Superior 2. mama bird 3. mother dough/mother yeast 4. RuPaul, obviously #InverteFest #worms #invertebrates #WhatHathIWrought

It's our party and we'll cry if we want to! 😭 Celebrate feeling those feels with your very own 'i cried today' star💧 🌟 bigchallenges.bigcartel.com

i know you're not supposed to look at the sun but i caught a quick peep of it when it was setting in a clear sky last week, and jfc, there's a giant glowing ball of fire in the sky?!?!?! are people aware?????

In the era of increasing clinical sounding products shout to witch hazel for keeping an air of mystery alive in ever drugstore aisle.

I sent my friend the latest Chris Fleming standup clip and she responded by saying that she was too tired to watch Chris Fleming bc engaging with Chris Fleming content is like "letting a flamingo loose in the house." And she's right!🦩

am i dying? ⚖️ is my period about to start?