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eliselzer.bsky.social
Semi-Professional Smart Aleck, one man barbershop quartet, solid addition to your pub trivia team.
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@rexparker.bsky.social gave his Rexplacements a slight raise this year, so I decided to use my newfound wealth on something I thought he would appreciate.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery (Ha’penny Bridge, Dublin, Ireland)

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I did this today! You should too!

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

So excited for my friend @rileysilverman.bsky.social , who is fucking awesome and I promise this Doctor Who story will be, too. So damn proud of her!

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

This had better not count as my bonus this year…

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

@libbycudmore.bsky.social I just finished Negative Girl on my train ride home, I absolutely adored it! I stuck it into my Philip Marlowe read through (next up: The Little Sister) and it fit right in while feeling fresh and modern. Can’t wait to read more!

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

@rosstrudeau.bsky.social Are you trying to tell me that my PhD from the David Lee Roth School of Shredding is invalid?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Last night, we finally got around to our David Lynch tribute and watched Blue Velvet and Eraserhead. Made for some… interesting dreams.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I heartily endorse these endorsements.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I absolutely loved Skeleton Crew, but why is Neel dressed like Stewie Griffin?

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Very fortunate that the fire that broke out last night near my house appears to have moved in the other direction over the mountains. But the overall devastation is a lot to bear.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

The RSS reader app I’ve been using includes bullshit AI article summaries, and at least once a day I say something like this, where the summary is 100% the opposite of what the headline and/or article actually says. If you use AI, I just assume you’re stupid and worthless.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

So, a hawk tearing a squirrel carcass to pieces in your front yard… is there any way to spin this as a GOOD omen for the year?

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

This past Sunday, we suddenly and tragically lost our sweet, beloved Maeve. We are utterly devastated. She was pure love, kindness, and an endless source of joy. In her memory, be kind to someone, even if they may not deserve it, and bring joy into peoples’ lives.

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

I’d like to propose replacing “inside you are 2 wolves” with “within each of us is a lying magician and a loving puppeteer.”

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t played baseball since middle school, but I’m pretty sure I’m 1/10,000th the player that Juan Soto is. It’s only fair that the Mets give me $76,500.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

If you can vote AND goat, I recommend it.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Overdue shoutout to the Teenage Vampire wig I bought at the grocery store in 2011 for $6 for my triple Doctor Who costume. It’s been a part of so many costumes for the past 13 years and still going strong* *For a $6 Ralphs wig

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Just handing out candy and waiting for all this to blow over.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments