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They/them preferred, she/her is fine. I love Project Sekai, Pokemon, and Hoyoverse Games My favorite Pokemon is Mimikyu but Ogerpon is a close second
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"Webster's Dictionary defines-" Words are a social construct.

If a white person says "listen here buckaroo" you are dead where you stand.

All of the autism misinformation RFK Jr. Has about autism comes directly from associating with Elon Musk

Crazy how the dude who accused an entire race of eating pets is now accused of killing the pope lol

#TransRightsAreHumanRights

I don't like Ron DeSantis, but I will acknowledge the W of going after Andrew Tate. Broken clocks are right twice a day ig.

Someone needs to do the Thing.

Bestie that's not a hot take that is a reheated in the microwave take

>Be Kamishiro Rui >Have first event >Second event is canceled on EN >third event song is removed >fourth event video is censored >hasn't had an event in over a year They did him so bad

So apparently on TikTok people are saying they need someone to do "The Thing" and if you are American, you will understand.

Even if they're not as harmful, microplastics are scarier generational poisons than lead and asbestos because when we found out that those things were bad, we stopped using them. But we KNOW microplastics are bad and we just can't do jack about it.

May the Meowth of Wealth and Good Fortune visit you on this day.

Don't be rude to kids who get picked up before you/dropped off after you on the bus. Like witch I know where you live/j.

"You can't tell funny jokes anymore" - comedian, at a comedy club, with people clapping and laughing at them

I had a dream I had a podcast on YouTube and it averaged like 50 views but I managed to get youtubers like Kwite and Matt Rose on it

Bullies will absolutely torment you for being ugly or neurodivergent or something else you can't control but when you tell them their parents are divorced suddenly you're the bad guy

How the hell did we go from "Trump will fix the economy" to "I prefer to pay more for American-made goods"

Why is it that most people who say "Why does everything have to be political?" Are Republicans? Like, you're right, hiring people with diversities, Healthcare, LGBTQ+ people existing, and education aren't political.

Actually this makes me think - what is it about spiders that messes people up more than any other animal? I know Arachnophobia is the most common fear but I think the terror someone faces from a donkey phobia is more triggering than terror from Arachnophobia because it's so specific.

Wait until Republicans realize veterans are part of DEI...

Harry Potter would be cooler if everyone were gamers instead of witches and wizards. Hermione would be bullied for being a woman instead of a muggle.

America runs on Dunkin's and Exploitation

How men complain about women: Ugh, she's so annoying and basic and ugly. How women complain about men: Yeah he gr*ped me and sexually harassed me at my mom's funeral.

- Stop emulating our games. Please buy our games. - Okay, where do I buy it? - You can buy the remake here for 60 dollars. - No, I want the original. - Oh, we don't sell that anymore. - So can I emulate it? - No.

Why did they make a cookie such a baddie

Doctor: What’s your job? Woman from 1920-1930: I paint the dials on watches- Doctor: You have syphilis.

@jjjacksfilms.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/aze9y... Have you covered this guy yet?

Got followed by a bot I'm officially a bluesky user

My dumbass 10 year old self did good in school and now my parents have expectations

British alphabet be like aed bed ced ded eed fed ged hed ied jed ked led med ned oed ped qed red sed ted ued ved wed xed yed zed

Shank you <3

Body swap movies between different genders always look at it the wrong way. Most of the time it's "lol this girl isn't doing girl stuff cause she's actually a guy" cool show me a man realizing how horrible it is being a woman and how scared he has to be at all times.

Transphobes are so weird. "What if I'm dating a girl and I find out she's trans" buddy no trans girl will ever date you

"Gives me Schadenfreude." "You wanna have sex with your mom?" "..."

Me: well I fucked your mom Friend: you're ace Me: I *metaphorically* fucked your mom