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Tiny monstrosity, unaligned. Plucking little punctuation mark. Not actually a bot that only says "Wegmans." #toastie
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In Monday's staff meeting one of my colleagues known for tangents said, loudly, "can I ask a stupid question?" and I said, equally loudly, "I'm sure you can!" and I am still internally laughing about it.

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I know I'm, like, a decade behind here, but Unforgotten really whiffed when they didn't have Cassie and Sunny get together.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

New FDA chief of food safety just dropped

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I fucking hate it here.

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Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment? It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

submitted 4 days ago • 62 comments

LA County residents, please speak up for the Marine Mammal Care Center to receive additional funding to help animal poisoned by domoic acid off SoCal beaches! bit.ly/commentmmcc see their ig for instructions: www.instagram.com/marinemammal...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

have been putting off cancelling a hotel room for a cancelled trip for a week and just missed the refund deadline by one day so I've now paid $180 as the Dipshit Penalty

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

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I knew I was stressed about this election but I didn't know HOW stressed until I saw the results at 68% reporting and burst into big ugly tears of relief.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

I accidentally discovered that there is a weird magnetic spot on my laptop that will make a paperclip stand up, so I had to add googly eyes and make my own personal Clippy

submitted 17 days ago • 50 comments