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There I fixed it

Just sitting here thinking about my FedEx package that has been "out for delivery" for the past 5 days running. No reason. #usps

How insane is it that Mitch frickin' McConnell is now what passes for a voice of reason in the Republican party?

Some men will literally tear down an entire 250 year old system of government to avoid going to therapy.

Michael Stipe led me to believe the end of the world as we know it would feel a lot more fine than this.

I miss being able to not think about the government for a couple days in a row sometimes.

Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day and nothing else.

These assholes are straight-up STOKED to be part of the oligarchy www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...

What's everyone doing to enjoy this final week with a functioning government?

Good job Joe www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/u...

It's a small consolation that, in the end, Trump always ends up regretting his personnel picks just as much as the rest of us (if for different reasons).

Just got housekeeping-burned by my 6yo: “I thought mops were a myth”

Look my wife may not be perfect but at least she's never tried to make me do a stupid viral dance for tik tok.