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elizabetchthefirst.bsky.social
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submitted 17 minutes ago • 0 comments

lol

submitted 2 days ago • 78 comments

submitted 11 hours ago • 578 comments

I voted for Trump because he said he would make planes fall out of the sky every day but I never thought he'd actually do it

submitted 5 days ago • 120 comments

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

submitted 5 days ago • 2642 comments

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 728 comments

Let’s see what motivates this guy to join DOG…oh

submitted 6 days ago • 230 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 45 comments

I mean, Devil’s Advocate, right? Isn’t that how this works?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Glad Trump had the chance to waste millions of taxpayer dollars to fly over the Daytona 500 and then ride The Beast on the track as parts of West Virginia, Virginia, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Tennessee are underwater. Priorities.

submitted 6 days ago • 1020 comments

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

submitted 7 days ago • 382 comments

I’m in Munich and people keep asking me to decode Vance’s speech. OK: In Vance English “free speech” means “Let Musk run your elections” and “democracy” means “let Russia run your elections.” Now move on. 2025 is about what Europeans do, not what Americans say.

submitted 7 days ago • 312 comments

This. Also. @aoc.bsky.social @ericswalwell.bsky.social et al , can you do what ever you guys do in the House to let Musk, Trump and everyone know that the UCFE, which funds unemployment benefits , is in the Dept of Labor. If these funds are cut, the cost will fall on the states.

submitted 7 days ago • 838 comments

What, precisely, is he “saving” us from?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 8 days ago • 790 comments

The last week has been the longest decade I’ve had in awhile.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I need this in my formal dining room.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...

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