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microblogging my way through the new world // eliza, 26, she/her 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈 // gaming, tech, cars, cats and music 💕 // i don't often post serious

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more people should snore, i think it's cute

submitted 19 minutes ago • 1 comment

pov you re reading a post

submitted 20 minutes ago • 0 comments

i don't know what it is but right now every car looks like a mazda with different taillights

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

(wearing shoes with elevated heels) i fucking hate uneven surfaces

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i'm sick of these ancients

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

sorry for pissing my pants but i wasn't wearing pants and i was sitting on the toilet. it will happen again, probably a few times a day

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

do you think your singing ability changes depending on how much piss is in your bladder . like could you move piss in and out of your bladder while singing to have a noticeable effect on it

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

posting is a hard skeet

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

describe yourself using the 5 things that are probably in your bag at any given moment: 1. hair ties 2. lip balm 3. usb-c cable 4. sim tray opener 5. lighter

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i'm not sure my girlfriend knows what a shitpost is but we'll teach her later on

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

did you see that knight over there? her armor has rust on the joint. her gambeson? it's like frayed and weird. plus she doesnt even have a sword she uses that dumb flail in all her duels. she asked me to sloppy kiss her lady-in-waiting in front of her yesterday and it was weirdly hot for all 3 of us

submitted 33 days ago • 8 comments

one of the sad things about the collapse of the united states is that there's a lot of bad news on the app that i go to for shitposts

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

to explore the world on the open sea would fix me

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

we out here wasting screen space just for fun

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

mmm #pfizer

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

hub caps used to stand for something

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

oh how far i've come 🥹

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

one day i will bleed out everywhere, but it will be beautiful

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i think i would quite like cocaine. that's why i haven't tried it.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Let's get one thing straight I love birds so fucking much I would kill a million oil company CEOs to save one seagull

submitted 340 days ago • 4 comments

i've had a hectic few weeks so as a treat i'm gonna throw a brick through the window of the next tesla i see

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

it would be so easy to rob my house if you had the keys

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

pussy is the divine force that drives all of my decisions

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

great things are not happening right now

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

some people love to lose weight but i love women. some say i'm a revolutionary

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

need more movies about rats

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

imagine growing up in a country town. like what do you call it?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i've been high before but i've never been "yells 'aw fuck' at herself" high until now

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i just had a vision that i realised that there will always be suffering, because of the way that the universe or logic are set up, and we need to better appreciate what we have?

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

some people have money but i have weed and a big sandwich and i think that's better

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

this is what i get for leaving the house today (compliments from strangers)

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

more people should snore, i think it's cute

pov you re reading a post

i don't know what it is but right now every car looks like a mazda with different taillights

(wearing shoes with elevated heels) i fucking hate uneven surfaces

i'm sick of these ancients

sorry for pissing my pants but i wasn't wearing pants and i was sitting on the toilet. it will happen again, probably a few times a day

do you think your singing ability changes depending on how much piss is in your bladder . like could you move piss in and out of your bladder while singing to have a noticeable effect on it

posting is a hard skeet

describe yourself using the 5 things that are probably in your bag at any given moment: 1. hair ties 2. lip balm 3. usb-c cable 4. sim tray opener 5. lighter

i'm not sure my girlfriend knows what a shitpost is but we'll teach her later on

did you see that knight over there? her armor has rust on the joint. her gambeson? it's like frayed and weird. plus she doesnt even have a sword she uses that dumb flail in all her duels. she asked me to sloppy kiss her lady-in-waiting in front of her yesterday and it was weirdly hot for all 3 of us

one of the sad things about the collapse of the united states is that there's a lot of bad news on the app that i go to for shitposts

to explore the world on the open sea would fix me

we out here wasting screen space just for fun

mmm #pfizer

hub caps used to stand for something

oh how far i've come 🥹

one day i will bleed out everywhere, but it will be beautiful

i think i would quite like cocaine. that's why i haven't tried it.

Let's get one thing straight I love birds so fucking much I would kill a million oil company CEOs to save one seagull

i've had a hectic few weeks so as a treat i'm gonna throw a brick through the window of the next tesla i see

it would be so easy to rob my house if you had the keys

pussy is the divine force that drives all of my decisions

great things are not happening right now

some people love to lose weight but i love women. some say i'm a revolutionary

need more movies about rats

imagine growing up in a country town. like what do you call it?

i've been high before but i've never been "yells 'aw fuck' at herself" high until now

i just had a vision that i realised that there will always be suffering, because of the way that the universe or logic are set up, and we need to better appreciate what we have?

some people have money but i have weed and a big sandwich and i think that's better

this is what i get for leaving the house today (compliments from strangers)

if you ask anyone in the open source community why they use discord they'll say something mysterious

turns out i was thirsty when all this time i thought i was hungry

whoops i fell into the music realm for a moment

if this was reality my mouth wouldn't feel this weird

hahahah. fuck.

me hitting up the gc when i'm high: "wonder if i can make it to the fridge"