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elizaisntfunny.bsky.social
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The thieves probably threw them away expeditiously which makes it hurt even worse

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Prove me wrong 👀

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Prove me wrong

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What does he know and what would he tell

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I waited like 8 hours to see if it would start on its own to be fair #homeowner #homeownership #furnace #homerepair #millennial #genx #xennial #joke #comedy

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I can’t go tonight, I’m too busy spending 6+ hours a day maladaptively daydreaming about living in the west wing universe

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Who among us etc etc #adhd

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This one is for a very specific audience

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I’m just saying it would prob make a lot of new believers #pope #popefrancis #catholic #news #millennial #genx #xennial #joke #comedy #conclave

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Sometimes the simplest solutions are the most obnoxious ones #mentalhealth #mentalhealthmatters #millennial #genx #xennial #comedy #joke

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I can see both sides is what I’m saying here #space #astronaut #katyperry #gayleking

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May we all have a benevolent rich grandpa in the end #boxcarchildren #books #reading #economy #survival #millennial #genx #xennial #joke #comedy

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Could I interest you in my buried coffee cans investment course #stockmarket #stocks #investor #money #millennial #genx #xennial #comedy #joke

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Giggling and kicking my feet at this real life romcom #love #relationships #whatwomenwant #loveonthespectrum #dating #marriage #connorandgeorgie

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It’s like we looked up and everything is Bad Now #tech #technology #google #genx #xennial #millennial #joke #comedy #meme

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Group chats have rules okay

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Get out of here with that thing

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Julius Caesar would never

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Say what you want about boomers but I just logged on to fb and saw my dad posted an AI video of Zelensky mollywhopping Trump 🥹

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Still trying to make video happen on here 😤

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Please I need it

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I know Facebook is dead because I haven’t seen anyone from Portland comedy crash out about this list there

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Gator updates 🐊

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I ordered Lebanese in the end 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I found a Sasquatch wrap it up bigfoot hunters

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Help I am trapped under a ragdoll for his nightly Seven Minute Cuddle

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I’m tired of this grandpa

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Doctors hate this one simple trick

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It happened to me: I started riffing in the staff meeting

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My wordle choices are 1 in 1,781,262

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(New t shirt idea) I napped through the resurrection of TikTok

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I used an app to add Chinese captions to a video for xiaohongshu and then I got a comment that said “sister there’s something wrong with your Chinese translation” 😭😭 humiliated by the caption app when I’m trying to be a good citizen

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Restaurants that wouldn’t have snitched on Luigi Mangione (I tragically can’t post the first one due to the crime of it being more than a minute long)

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